SI: Answers coming for nation's most fascinating coach: Gene Chizik

[Tiger Wench]

Match?  Not likely. 

Partner in crime?  Maybe.

Thank you, darlin'.

[Tiger Wench]

The one timer from the left wing..he SCOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRREESSSSSSS!!!!!

Wait a minute...did you just reference HOCKEY?

Expect a verbal beatdown from Kaos.

I think that was soccer.  However, still worthy of a beatdown...

[Thrilla]

I think that was soccer.  However, still worthy of a beatdown...

No, no, no.  A one timer is when the player shoots a slapshot straight towards the goal, with no other teammate touching the puck.  A two timer would be when the player passes the puck to a teammate, who instantly slap shots it in the goal without possessing the puck for no longer then it is necessary to create the shot.  A two timer would also be defined as that no-good-for-nothing whore of a girl I dated in high school.

[Tiger Wench]

Good to know since the next time I watch a hockey game will be the first time.  I may be a sports fan, but I have my limits. 

But just out of curiosity, couldn't that same phraase be applied to soccer? They pass between themselves and kick into a goal - it could happen... Same thing tho - the next time I watch a soccer game will be the first, even tho Houston Dynamo are the only professional team in this town that actually wins championships. 

[Thrilla]

My knowledge is strictly from Sportscenter.  The only hockey game I went to was an Atlanta Thrashers game, and I spent more time outside the arena drinking then I did inside watching the game.  I won't be back.

[Buzz Killington]

Who cares?  Hockey and Soccer suck hairy balls.

Now...back to you Kaos.

[Kaos]

Who cares?  Hockey and Soccer suck hairy balls.

Now...back to you Kaos.

Do you have any pictures of Jerry Jones or Cowboys Stadium you could post?  That's what this board is really missing.  More shit about the Dallas Cowboys. 

Or maybe you have some pictures of the banging sunglasses you got at Walgreens for $14.99?  Those would rock too.

[dallaswareagle]

Who cares?  Hockey and Soccer suck hairy balls.

Now...back to you Kaos.   I bet his boyfriend says that all the time.

[Thrilla]

Who cares?  Hockey and Soccer suck hairy balls.

Now...back to you Kaos.

I was already feeling so dirty for having that conversation here.

[Buzz Killington]

Do you have any pictures of Jerry Jones or Cowboys Stadium you could post?  That's what this board is really missing.  More shit about the Dallas Cowboys. 

Or maybe you have some pictures of the banging sunglasses you got at Walgreens for $14.99?  Those would rock too.

Lemme get back to you on that.  I got a guy on the other line about a set of whitewalls.

[Snaggletiger]

No, no, no.  A one timer is when the player shoots a slapshot straight towards the goal, with no other teammate touching the puck.  A two timer would be when the player passes the puck to a teammate, who instantly slap shots it in the goal without possessing the puck for no longer then it is necessary to create the shot.  A two timer would also be defined as that no-good-for-nothing whore of a girl I dated in high school.

I know that two-timer.