Fox Sports picks us to go 3-9

[Kaos]

I would like to take a minute to give Fox Sports the following message:

TAKE YOUR 3-9 PREDICTION AND SHOVE IT DIRECTLY UP YOUR COLLECTIVE ASS.
Carry on.

Ok, so they're off by one...

[AUChizad]

Ok, so they're off by one...

So you predict us going 0-8 for the rest of the season?

[Kaos]

So you predict us going 0-8 for the rest of the season?

I don't predict anything.  I made a joke. 

You, typically, peed the bed. 

I, in customary fashion, laughed. 

[AUChizad]

I don't predict anything.  I made a joke. 

You, typically, peed the bed. 

I, in customary fashion, laughed. 

You implied that Auburn would win zero more games this year.

I asked a question. How you derived that I "peed the bed" is baffling.

You, in customary fashion, in fact peed the bed.

[Snaggletiger]

Have you guys heard of new "Oops, I crapped my pants" undergarments?  Oops, I crapped my pants will alleviate those unsightly pee stains on the sheets and you can piss yourself feeling secure and confident.  In fact, I'm pissing myself right now.

[jadennis]

Have you guys heard of new "Oops, I crapped my pants" undergarments?  Oops, I crapped my pants will alleviate those unsightly pee stains on the sheets and you can piss yourself feeling secure and confident.  In fact, I'm pissing myself right now.

Didn't Brodie Croyle change into those at half time of the 2005 Iron Bowl?

[chinook]

I don't predict anything.  I made a joke. 

You, typically, peed the bed. 

I, in customary fashion, laughed. 

for the record, i laughed.  i figured you were being jovial. 

[Kaos]

You implied that Auburn would win zero more games this year.

I asked a question. How you derived that I "peed the bed" is baffling.

You, in customary fashion, in fact peed the bed.

I implied nothing. 

I made a joke.

You, in customary fashion, rushed to attempt to score a point on Kaos because you're about four billion behind. 

You, again, failed.

I, again, laughed.  Twice now. 

[AUChizad]

I implied nothing.  

You're only fooling yourself. You said Fox Sports was only "1 off" on their pick of Auburn going 3-9. We currently have 4 wins. This, in fact, implies, that Auburn is to win zero more games this year. 4-1 = 3, Kevin.

I made a joke.

Fair enough. I don't get it. Ha ha, Auburn's not going to win another game all season.

You, in customary fashion, rushed to attempt to score a point on Kaos because you're about four billion behind.

I asked a simple question. A one sentence question.

You, again, failed.

So yes or no? Auburn is going to win zero more games the rest of the season? If the answer's no, then why make the original statement, let alone drag this into another Kevin's rhetorical battle for all-knowing supremecy argument? Why not just say, "Nah, I was just kidding." Fact is, you're wrong about 90% of the things you've stated as fact in the calendar year of 2009. The things that anyone who dare disagree clearly have the cognitive ability of a retarded rhesus monkey. A little humility after being so embarrassingly wrong about your flagship stance would do you good. Just keep on touting how you're more evolved than the rest of us, though. How you have a third eye for seeing the future. We'll keep laughing at the homeless guy with a bullhorn screaming about the end of the world. We'll laugh when he tells us we're ignorant, and insane.

I, again, laughed.  Twice now.

That makes four total laughs.

[Kaos]

You're only fooling yourself. You said Fox Sports was only "1 off" on their pick of Auburn going 3-9. We currently have 4 wins. This, in fact, implies, that Auburn is to win zero more games this year. 4-1 = 3, Kevin.
Fair enough. I don't get it. Ha ha, Auburn's not going to win another game all season.
I asked a simple question. A one sentence question.
So yes or no? Auburn is going to win zero more games the rest of the season? If the answer's no, then why make the original statement, let alone drag this into another Kevin's rhetorical battle for all-knowing supremecy argument? Why not just say, "Nah, I was just kidding." Fact is, you're wrong about 90% of the things you've stated as fact in the calendar year of 2009. The things that anyone who dare disagree clearly have the cognitive ability of a retarded rhesus monkey. A little humility after being so embarrassingly wrong about your flagship stance would do you good. Just keep on touting how you're more evolved than the rest of us, though. How you have a third eye for seeing the future. We'll keep laughing at the homeless guy with a bullhorn screaming about the end of the world. We'll laugh when he tells us we're ignorant, and insane.
That makes four total laughs.

It was a GODDAM joke, Chopperzad.  Take your own advice and fucking lighten up, Francis. 

[AUChizad]

It was a GODDAM joke, Chopperzad.  Take your own advice and fucking lighten up, Francis. 

Take the last word. I don't want it.

[Kaos]

Take the last word. I don't want it.

Ok, I will.

You're fucking ridiculous on this one. 

[AWK]

Who wants a mustache ride????

[Godfather]

Who wants a mustache ride????

I do I do...

incidentally I got the sarcasm...the boy likes to kick ant hills.


I say I say...ant hills

[Aubie16]

Kaos,

The joke didn't work. Stop trying to always have the last word. Move on.

Sincerely
Aubie16

[Kaos]

Kaos,

The joke didn't work. Stop trying to always have the last word. Move on.

Sincerely
Aubie16

Ya'll are some thin-skinned fucking pussy bitches. 

That's all I got to say about that. 

Fucking RIDICULOUS. 

Fuck all of you.

[wesfau2]

Ya'll are some thin-skinned fucking pussy bitches. 

That's all I got to say about that. 

Fucking RIDICULOUS. 

Fuck all of you.

Somebody call the Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmbulance.

[Kaos]

Somebody call the Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmbulance.

For you, maybe.  

I made a joke -- one mainly at my own expense -- and the rest of you poop the bed, pissed your pants or performed whatever excretory analogy you wish to use.  

You can't take a joke?  phuk you.  And your horse.  



and

[Saniflush]

DOODIE!!!!!!

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

I think ALL this is funny.