Alabama starting Defensive End Shot

[AUTailgatingRules]

So your stance is that Deaderick busted a cap in his own forearm?

No he missed the guy he was shooting at

[Kaos]

So your stance is that Deaderick busted a cap in his own forearm?

Saint Deaddick wasn't out fighting crime.  He's not a mild mannered reporter in his spare time and a ruthless vigalante striking a blow for justice when the sun goes down. 

I'm saying I don't believe for one tiny second his bullshit "dude in dark clothes and a hat just shot the fuck out of me when I didn't give it up" story. 

Damn, RWS should know this.  Criminals are generally pussies at heart.  A guy doing a random smash and grab isn't going to start blasting away the second you tell him "no"  That's ridiculous.  Absolutely ridiculous.

The Tuscaloosa PD are a bunch of doughnut eating circle jerkers anyway.  They couldn't find their own ass with a map and a flashlight.  If they believe this story, you know it's bullshit.

[Argo]

So your stance is that Deaderick busted a cap in his own forearm?

   

I thought it was pretty clear, but I guess not.

[Kaos]

   

I thought it was pretty clear, but I guess not.

Nope.  That went swoosh.  Regrets...

[The Prowler]

So your stance is that Deaderick busted a cap in his own forearm?

You're going to have to repeat that, Plaxico couldn't hear ya...


Thank goodness it was serious....but, he did go to Druid City "Staph Infection Central" Hospital, so...Deadrick might not be in the clear, just yet.

[Godfather]

Thank goodness it was serious....but, he did go to Druid City "Staph Infection Central" Hospital, so...Deadrick might not be in the clear, just yet.

At least he didn't go to the student medical center, they would have checked him for strep.

[AUJarhead]

At least he didn't go to the student medical center, they would have checked him for strep.

And then made him take a pregnancy test.