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Love the redneck wedding-Check out missing tooth

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Love the redneck wedding-Check out missing tooth
« on: August 28, 2009, 05:14:33 PM »
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Re: Love the redneck wedding-Check out missing tooth
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 05:29:01 PM »
That guy is thinking "Is that a shadow, huge tuft of hair, or a package?"
(Followed by, "Hell, her brother said she was good, that's enough for me")
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Re: Love the redneck wedding-Check out missing tooth
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2009, 11:47:24 PM »
Good grief - am I wrong or did they get married at Bass Pro Shop???
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Re: Love the redneck wedding-Check out missing tooth
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2009, 12:03:19 AM »
Good grief - am I wrong or did they get married at Bass Pro Shop???
Obvious  choice of venue for the discerning redneck bride's family - besides, there are too many mexicans at teh walmarts
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Re: Love the redneck wedding-Check out missing tooth
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2009, 01:32:14 PM »
Good grief - am I wrong or did they get married at Bass Pro Shop???
No choice but to do it there. The Waffle House and Bama Fever were booked solid.
« Last Edit: August 29, 2009, 01:33:01 PM by Pell City Tiger »
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Re: Love the redneck wedding-Check out missing tooth
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2009, 06:09:13 PM »
Do I see some anger between them?
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Re: Love the redneck wedding-Check out missing tooth
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2009, 11:31:21 AM »
Dude violated the first rule of marrying. Never marry a woman that can kick your ass.
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Re: Love the redneck wedding-Check out missing tooth
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2009, 11:35:38 AM »
Dude violated the first rule of marrying. Never marry a woman that can kick your ass.
I thought it was never marry a woman who is missing teeth. Wait... that might be a good thing.
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