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Its Game Week Beeches

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Re: Its Game Week Beeches
« Reply #20 on: August 31, 2009, 10:52:08 PM »
Direct TV finally adds ESPNU to its basic lineup...nice.  Ch. 614

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Praise the Lord and Pass the Bourbon...thanks for posting this, Chop.
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Re: Its Game Week Beeches
« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2009, 07:53:35 AM »
Damn guys. It's been on the basic package since July 1st. Wish I had thought to tell you. I watched all of the SEC Media Days on there. It switched with ESPN Classic (now on the Sports Package Add-On).
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Re: Its Game Week Beeches
« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2009, 09:45:20 AM »
I'm tailgating with Taylor and Chad bydamn.

I only went to their tailgate once.  There were no women that looked like this.  There was, however, one enormous Joe Frazier.
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« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2009, 10:00:55 AM »
I only went to their tailgate once.  There were no women that looked like this.  There was, however, one enormous Joe Frazier.

Damn you didn't even get to see the midget?

Brad was not the only small person there either.
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Re: Its Game Week Beeches
« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2009, 10:57:43 AM »
Damn you didn't even get to see the midget?

Brad was not the only small person there either.

My only midget encounter was at the Upper Deck.  I stared...a lot.  The jager shots played no small part in my creepy leering.
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« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2009, 11:01:13 AM »
My only midget encounter was at the Upper Deck.  I stared...a lot.  The jager shots played no small part in my creepy leering.

I'm not sure why, but I laughed at this out loud.
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Re: Its Game Week Beeches
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2009, 11:27:27 AM »
I'm not sure why, but I laughed at this out loud.

It's a hell of a mental image:

Me, staggeringly drunk on jagermaister, peering across a smoky bar and contemplating all the various ways in which I could (and would) violate a tiny woman.
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« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2009, 11:35:21 AM »
It's a hell of a mental image:

Me, staggeringly drunk on jagermaister, peering across a smoky bar and contemplating all the various ways in which I could (and would) violate a tiny woman.
Even in a tiny woman's hand your dick still looks small.
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Re: Its Game Week Beeches
« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2009, 01:13:55 PM »
An oldie but a goodie
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Re: Its Game Week Beeches
« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2009, 01:34:56 PM »
It's a hell of a mental image:

Me, staggeringly drunk on jagermaister, peering across a smoky bar and contemplating all the various ways in which I could (and would) violate a tiny woman.
You were in zone for sure.
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Re: Its Game Week Beeches
« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2009, 02:45:31 PM »
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Re: Its Game Week Beeches
« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2009, 04:35:26 PM »
Damn guys. It's been on the basic package since July 1st. Wish I had thought to tell you. I watched all of the SEC Media Days on there. It switched with ESPN Classic (now on the Sports Package Add-On).

I've had it for three years and I don't pay any extra bullshit. 

It's BEEN added. 
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« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2009, 04:36:57 PM »
I've had it for three years and I don't pay any extra bullshit. 

It's BEEN added. 

Maybe in your market, but it has NOT been added till recently here.  Just sayin.

I'm glad it is though, I was starting to wonder about the ESPNU games...
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Re: Its Game Week Beeches
« Reply #33 on: September 02, 2009, 03:30:25 PM »
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Re: Its Game Week Beeches
« Reply #34 on: September 02, 2009, 11:52:23 PM »


Someone at SI was smoking crach, putting her at 20.  She's at least top 3.
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Re: Its Game Week Beeches
« Reply #35 on: September 03, 2009, 09:39:09 AM »
Jesus, they could have scraped up some better looking AU students. I know they exist.
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Re: Its Game Week Beeches
« Reply #36 on: September 10, 2009, 09:33:25 PM »
It's SEC opener week, people.  Let's get it up.  Here's some help.

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Re: Its Game Week Beeches
« Reply #37 on: September 10, 2009, 09:34:30 PM »
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Re: Its Game Week Beeches
« Reply #38 on: September 10, 2009, 09:35:04 PM »
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Re: Its Game Week Beeches
« Reply #39 on: September 10, 2009, 09:36:25 PM »
The more I look at her, the more I say War Eagle.



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