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Re: Scarbinsky: University of Alabama Probes Fishing Trip...
« Reply #40 on: August 24, 2009, 11:30:35 AM »
Fuck you, at least I posted some pretty cool farks.

Fuck you, you fuck.

But yeah, you do have the talent of farking
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Re: Scarbinsky: University of Alabama Probes Fishing Trip...
« Reply #41 on: August 25, 2009, 12:45:06 PM »
Hey Julio, have you ever seen a grown man naked?  
Do you like Gladiator movies, Mark?
Ever hang around the locker room at changing time?
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Re: Scarbinsky: University of Alabama Probes Fishing Trip...
« Reply #42 on: August 25, 2009, 06:35:00 PM »
Ever hand around the locke room at changing time?
Uhhh....your wife goes to College....
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Re: Scarbinsky: University of Alabama Probes Fishing Trip...
« Reply #43 on: August 26, 2009, 12:58:49 AM »
Uhhh....your wife goes to College....
should have been hanging around the locker room at changing time.
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Re: Scarbinsky: University of Alabama Probes Fishing Trip...
« Reply #44 on: August 27, 2009, 04:13:39 PM »
According to some message boards, word is out that the NCAA has finished reviewing the investigation and there will be no suspensions. UA did send somebody up there at the beginning of the week, so hopefully this is accurate. Supposedly, it is supposed to be public soon. We'll see.
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Re: Scarbinsky: University of Alabama Probes Fishing Trip...
« Reply #45 on: August 27, 2009, 04:21:06 PM »
Fuck me running.  It's pathetic how much you've got to shell out in order to make sure you're all kosher with the shit for brains NCAA.  Guys take a fishing trip.  Said fishing trip becomes public.  Just look into it and if there's no violation, report your findings (via fax) and close the books.  Nope, for hear of the almighty NCAA retribution, you have to run an in depth 4 month investigation and fly to fucking Indianapolis to meet with the exalted ones and beg for mercy.   
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Re: Scarbinsky: University of Alabama Probes Fishing Trip...
« Reply #46 on: August 27, 2009, 04:26:16 PM »
Fuck me running.  It's pathetic how much you've got to shell out in order to make sure you're all kosher with the shit for brains NCAA.  Guys take a fishing trip.  Said fishing trip becomes public.  Just look into it and if there's no violation, report your findings (via fax) and close the books.  Nope, for hear of the almighty NCAA retribution, you have to run an in depth 4 month investigation and fly to fucking Indianapolis to meet with the exalted ones and beg for mercy.   
Fucking lawyers
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Re: Scarbinsky: University of Alabama Probes Fishing Trip...
« Reply #47 on: August 27, 2009, 04:30:14 PM »
Fuck me running.  It's pathetic how much you've got to shell out in order to make sure you're all kosher with the shit for brains NCAA.  Guys take a fishing trip.  Said fishing trip becomes public.  Just look into it and if there's no violation, report your findings (via fax) and close the books.  Nope, for hear of the almighty NCAA retribution, you have to run an in depth 4 month investigation and fly to fucking Indianapolis to meet with the exalted ones and beg for mercy.  
Yeah, I'm with you. However, we don't have the best record with the NCAA, so maybe they felt it best to send somebody up there. I don't know. Still, you would think all of this would be pretty clean, cut, and dried when the guy who they went fishing with has put two kids through college at Auburn, and whose family are AU fans. Not saying anything bad towards AU, but the guy is obviously not an Alabama booster or anything. Unless you're Prowler, and then the guy puts up $1 million a year to the REC or some shit.
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Re: Scarbinsky: University of Alabama Probes Fishing Trip...
« Reply #48 on: August 27, 2009, 04:32:23 PM »
effing lawyers

Oh, lawyers were getting paid in this?  Well now, that changes things.  

That's right Bama...you bunch of fucking cheaters.  You better prepare a big ass brief and get ready for all kinds of depositions and Interrogatories and Requests for Production and Summary Judgments and Appeals and Motions in Limine and.......
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Re: Scarbinsky: University of Alabama Probes Fishing Trip...
« Reply #49 on: August 28, 2009, 08:42:17 AM »
Yeah, I'm with you. However, we don't have the best record with the NCAA, so maybe they felt it best to send somebody up there. I don't know. Still, you would think all of this would be pretty clean, cut, and dried when the guy who they went fishing with has put two kids through college at Auburn, and whose family are AU fans. Not saying anything bad towards AU, but the guy is obviously not an Alabama booster or anything. Unless you're Prowler, and then the guy puts up $1 million a year to the REC or some sh*t.

I've yet to see any proof of this beyond message board bullshit.  I've also seen two or three different versions:

1) Somebody once saw him in an Auburn hat
2) His son played against Julio and goes to Auburn now (which bullshits the "I didn't know he played football line)
3) His white daughter dated Julio and goes to Auburn now. Julio is one ugly motherfucker, even to black women.
4) One of his daughters went to Alabama the other to Auburn.

I don't give a fuck about the gimpy bastard, actually.  Just quit spinning all the asinine stories.


Show me a credible source that will confirm this and I'll accept it. 
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Re: Scarbinsky: University of Alabama Probes Fishing Trip...
« Reply #50 on: August 29, 2009, 02:50:11 PM »
I think the guy is a UGA fan. He lives in Georgia and has an house on the beach as well. If I can find that story I will post it.
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Re: Scarbinsky: University of Alabama Probes Fishing Trip...
« Reply #51 on: August 29, 2009, 03:01:54 PM »
I think the guy is a UGA fan. He lives in Georgia and has an house on the beach as well. If I can find that story I will post it.
He has a house in Athens, AL and owns a business there. He owns a unit in Island Royale in Gulf Shores as well.
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Re: Scarbinsky: University of Alabama Probes Fishing Trip...
« Reply #52 on: August 29, 2009, 04:35:46 PM »
He has a house in Athens, AL and owns a business there. He owns a unit in Island Royale in Gulf Shores as well.


What does his dick smell like?
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Re: Scarbinsky: University of Alabama Probes Fishing Trip...
« Reply #53 on: August 29, 2009, 06:42:40 PM »

What does his tool smell like?


TMI :rofl:
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Re: Scarbinsky: University of Alabama Probes Fishing Trip...
« Reply #54 on: August 29, 2009, 09:36:40 PM »

What does his dick smell like?

TMI :rofl:

No response?  Maybe the aroma was clouded by balls across the nose?
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Re: Scarbinsky: University of Alabama Probes Fishing Trip...
« Reply #55 on: August 29, 2009, 10:07:43 PM »
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