I Just Want To Point Out To Bammers...

[AUChizad]

That you guys are 0-2 vs. our opener, La Tech.

9/18/1999   vs.   Louisiana Tech (8-3)   L   28   29   @ Birmingham, AL
11/1/1997   vs.   Louisiana Tech (9-2)   L   20   26

I've seen a lot of bammers talking about what a cake walk it should be. They're right. But you can't seem to beat them OR their baby brother LA Monroe...

[Snaggletiger]

La. Tech only beats us when we're down.

[RWS]

That you guys are 0-2 vs. our opener, La Tech.

9/18/1999   vs.   Louisiana Tech (8-3)   L   28   29   @ Birmingham, AL
11/1/1997   vs.   Louisiana Tech (9-2)   L   20   26

I've seen a lot of bammers talking about what a cake walk it should be. They're right. But you can't seem to beat them OR their baby brother LA Monroe...

And? Do you think ULM would have beaten us last season? Or this season? How about La Tech? Didn't think so. Them beating us 10-12 years ago doesn't have much to do with them opening against Auburn in a little over a week....

[Snaggletiger]

And?

Now see there?  I knew you could do it.  I've had faith in you all along and even though I have to admit that faith was waivering just a bit...well, a lot...you have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you can accomplish anything if you put your mind to it.

A ONE word post.  I think I'm gonna' cry.

[RWS]

Now see there?  I knew you could do it.  I've had faith in you all along and even though I have to admit that faith was waivering just a bit...well, a lot...you have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you can accomplish anything if you put your mind to it.

A ONE word post.  I think I'm gonna' cry.

And there I had to go and modify it and fuck your world up. Sorry.

[Snaggletiger]

And there I had to go and modify it and eff your world up. Sorry.

Faith no more!!

[AUChizad]

And? Do you think ULM would have beaten us last season? Or this season? How about La Tech? Didn't think so. Them beating us 10-12 years ago doesn't have much to do with them opening against Auburn in a little over a week....

And...it's typical bammer to talk shit about something they have no right to talk shit about.

It's like claiming dominance over us in this last decade because you beat us once since I graduated high school.

ULM DID beat you two seasons ago. LaTech has a streak going on you. You can't talk shit to Auburn for playing a "cupcake" that has beaten your ass twice since half a decade after the championship you guys talk about like it happened yesterday. Even if we somehow lose the game, you still do not reserve the right to talk shit until you have ended the streak they have against you. Let alone just talk shit about the mere fact that we're playing them.

[Buzz Killington]

Faith no more!!

Your last cup of sorrow?

[Sensi]

ChizAd, what you meant to post was:

    
I Just Want To Point Out To Bammers...


...you can all go fuck yourselves.

War Eagle!

[Kaos]

Do you think ULM would have beaten us last season?

Yes. You were one fat tub of goo away from stunning mediocrity.

Or this season?

Yes.  You might go 0-12 for all I know.

How about La Tech?

Yes.  If you were playing a team of junior high cheerleaders in wheelchairs I'd think they had a chance.  I hate your team.

Didn't think so.

And, ya thought wrong.

Them beating us 10-12 years ago doesn't have much to do with them opening against Auburn in a little over a week...

I can count to two.  Can you?

[Argo]

Even if we somehow lose the game, you still do not reserve the right to talk shiitake until you have ended the streak they have against you.

Already planning for worst case?  

Don't worry about us bammers.  If Auburn gets it's ass whipped by LaTech, it'll be the Auburn fans that you Chizheads will have to fight off.  We'll simply be watching, and hopefully, celebrating a victory over VaTech.  

[RWS]

And...it's typical bammer to talk shit about something they have no right to talk shit about.

It's like claiming dominance over us in this last decade because you beat us once since I graduated high school.

ULM DID beat you two seasons ago. LaTech has a streak going on you. You can't talk shit to Auburn for playing a "cupcake" that has beaten your ass twice since half a decade after the championship you guys talk about like it happened yesterday. Even if we somehow lose the game, you still do not reserve the right to talk shit until you have ended the streak they have against you. Let alone just talk shit about the mere fact that we're playing them.

Last I checked, I haven't claimed dominance over AU the past decade. The table is starting to slant back our way some, but we have in no way, shape, or form dominated AU over the past decade. You are simply imagining me saying otherwise.

Yes, ULM did beat us. They were a shitty team. They still are. There is no way in hell they should have beaten us, but they did. Just because they beat us doesn't make them great. We simply lost to a shitty team. Probably the same case with us losing to them in '97 and '99. We sucked total ass in '97...it was our worst team in 40 years (sound familiar?). Still, we should have won. In '99 we shouldn't have lost to La Tech either. But, we did. We also went on to beat AU, UF, and win an SECCG. So, who the fuck knows. Wait, we lost to La Tech but then beat AU? You guys got beat by a team that lost to La Tech? Ewwwww! See, nobody gives a fuck about that either.

If you're trying to prove that they aren't a cupcake in two weeks, you shouldn't really go back 12 years. 1999 was the last season this past decade, other than '08, that La Tech won 8 games or more. Almost half of the seasons in that span were 4-win or less seasons. La Tech is a shitty team. It reminds me of how shitty MSU has been the past 6 years. Shitty, shitty, then '07 is an 8-win season and MSU is supposedly a contender again. Then in '08, they are actually "down". Fuck no they weren't down, they simply returned to true form. When 4-8 is your second best season in 6 years, that means you're a shitty team. There is no "down" year. You might overachieve somehow one season, but that doesn't entitle you to "down" status when you return to form next season.

Do I give a shit that you guys are playing them? No. Everybody plays cupcake teams, especially as openers. But hey, its nice to see you're already crafting a defense if they end up punking you guys. Its amusing that you have already created a rule, special made for this doomsday scenario. The fact of the matter is, we will laugh at you if it happens. Nobody gives a shit if they beat us twice 10-12 years ago. No SEC team should lose to La Tech, just the same no SEC team should lose to ULM. Ever.

Birdman, sorry for making your head explode once again. I love you.  

[Birmingham]

This thread is the stuff that can only be written with the hatred of the football season.  I feel like the taint has just been called.  Things seems to mellow a little in the offseason but in during the football season its this, pointless threads meant to magnify the shortcomings of your rivals in the past in hopes of making them feel worse about today with very little point or purpose.  I love it.  

P.S.  Tommy Tuberville was a fat whore that made all of his players become fat whores too.

[Buzz Killington]

This thread is the stuff that can only be written with the hatred of the football season.  I feel like the taint has just been called.  Things seems to mellow a little in the offseason but in during the football season its this, pointless threads meant to magnify the shortcomings of your rivals in the past in hopes of making them feel worse about today with very little point or purpose.  I love it.  

P.S.  Tommy Tuberville was a fat whore that made all of his players become fat whores too.

You take that back.  He was NEVER fat.

[AUChizad]

Last I checked, I haven't claimed dominance over AU the past decade. The table is starting to slant back our way some, but we have in no way, shape, or form dominated AU over the past decade. You are simply imagining me saying otherwise.

It's not always about you. This thread was started, and clearly stated as such, in response to the bammers I have seen and heard who have thumped their chest about the insignificance of our opener.

If you're trying to prove that they aren't a cupcake in two weeks, you shouldn't really go back 12 years. 1999 was the last season this past decade, other than '08, that La Tech won 8 games or more. Almost half of the seasons in that span were 4-win or less seasons. La Tech is a shitty team. It reminds me of how shitty MSU has been the past 6 years. Shitty, shitty, then '07 is an 8-win season and MSU is supposedly a contender again. Then in '08, they are actually "down". Fuck no they weren't down, they simply returned to true form. When 4-8 is your second best season in 6 years, that means you're a shitty team. There is no "down" year. You might overachieve somehow one season, but that doesn't entitle you to "down" status when you return to form next season.

Oh, except '08. Last year. I like how the entire premise of this paragraph is that I'm stretching by talking about the La Tech of 12 years ago (or 10), yet you mention in passing as an outlier that La Tech had their best season in recent history last year. They have 13 starters returning from that team, so by all logic, this should be their best year yet.

Do I give a shit that you guys are playing them? No. Everybody plays cupcake teams, especially as openers. But hey, its nice to see you're already crafting a defense if they end up punking you guys. Its amusing that you have already created a rule, special made for this doomsday scenario. The fact of the matter is, we will laugh at you if it happens. Nobody gives a shit if they beat us twice 10-12 years ago. No SEC team should lose to La Tech, just the same no SEC team should lose to ULM. Ever.

Agreed, we shouldn't lose to them. But you of all fanbases have zero ground to stand on to pontificate from should it happen. And no, I'm not crafting a defense should it happen, I'm responding to the bammers mocking us for simply playing them.

[Birmingham]

You take that back.  He was NEVER fat.

I should clarify that the word "fat" was not to insinuate Mr. Tuberville's obesity but instead the severity of his whoreishness.

[RWS]

It's not always about you. This thread was started, and clearly stated as such, in response to the bammers I have seen and heard who have thumped their chest about the insignificance of our opener.

And they should get a clue. True, our openers last year and this year aren't your typical opening games. I would call them the exception, not the rule, though.

Oh, except '08. Last year. I like how the entire premise of this paragraph is that I'm stretching by talking about the La Tech of 12 years ago (or 10), yet you mention in passing as an outlier that La Tech had their best season in recent history last year. They have 13 starters returning from that team, so by all logic, this should be their best year yet.

I would imagine sometime between '99 and '07 they had, at some point, a shitload of starters coming back the next season. They still didn't do shit. As you guys so gloriously remind us Alabama fans, one year out of 8 a dynasty does not make. UGA had a shitload of returning starters and first round NFL talent at QB and RB for '08. How did that turn out for them? MSU had an 8 win season after being a perennial bottom feeder, then went right back to a 4-win season in '08. We have probably close to 13 returning starters at Alabama, 8 of them being on defense.  Are you penciling us in for the MNC game? Didn't think so. I mean, if we were 12-2 last season and we have around 13 returning starters from that team, by all logic, we're going to win the MNC. Right?

Agreed, we shouldn't lose to them. But you of all fanbases have zero ground to stand on to pontificate from should it happen. And no, I'm not crafting a defense should it happen, I'm responding to the bammers mocking us for simply playing them.

Oh, we will still laugh at you. Make whatever rule about who can pontificate who all you want. We will still laugh, as will everybody else. Again, any SEC team that loses to La Tech, ULM, etc, deserves to be laughed at without mercy.

Its like me saying that you guys can't talk shit about 6 because we had a 9-win streak on you guys in the '70s and '80s. Nobody gives a fuck about it. It happened more than 10 years ago.

[RWS]

I should clarify that the word "fat" was not to insinuate Mr. Tuberville's obesity but instead the severity of his whoreishness.

You mean phat.

[Birmingham]

he was definitely not phat.  Do you not remember the blue space suit he wore last year?

[AUChizad]

I would imagine sometime between '99 and '07 they had, at some point, a shitload of starters coming back the next season. They still didn't do shit. As you guys so gloriously remind us Alabama fans, one year out of 8 a dynasty does not make. UGA had a shitload of returning starters and first round NFL talent at QB and RB for '08. How did that turn out for them? MSU had an 8 win season after being a perennial bottom feeder, then went right back to a 4-win season in '08. We have probably close to 13 returning starters at Alabama, 8 of them being on defense.  Are you penciling us in for the MNC game? Didn't think so. I mean, if we were 12-2 last season and we have around 13 returning starters from that team, by all logic, we're going to win the MNC. Right?

Sidenote: I meant 16 starters, not 13.