Ladies and Gentlemen, The Taint is Officially Called

[AWK]

The first ever calling of the taint has occurred.  I woke up this morning and walked outside wearing no pants, and coincidentally the weather was surprisingly cool...on my taint.  The air smelled of freshly cut grass and it reminded me of football season.  My taint began to tingle.  I decided to take a drive down a country road and think about things, with no pants of course.  The drive was taintastic and I knew the football season was right around the corner.   So in honor of Chris Todd, Nick Saban, Brett Favre, and all things taint, I now officially call the taint.  For those of you that don't know, this means that football season has arrived.  So, for traditions sake, walk around with no pants on today...treat your taint to the open road...or just punch your significant other in the taint.  Remember guys, War Damn Eagle, and O N E Taint at a Time.

[AUChizad]

I LOL'ed.

[Snaggletiger]

I knew I smelled something. 

I'm going to take off my pants for my lovelly bride tonight and let her sniff my taint.

[Ogre]

Halleluiah, it's raining taint!

[Buzz Killington]

O N E Taint at a time

[AUTailgatingRules]

For this one day, on the calling of the Taint, you should change your name to "War" AWK

[Birmingham]

So I'm assuming this is your way of thumbing your nose at AUNation while picking up your football and starting your own team?  You have better pictures to go along with it so I'm game.  Go taint.

[Snaggletiger]

So I'm assuming this is your way of thumbing your nose at AUNation while picking up your football and starting your own team?  You have better pictures to go along with it so I'm game.  Go taint.

What is this AUNation of which you speak?  Sounds gheeyyyy.

[AWK]

So I'm assuming this is your way of thumbing your nose at AUNation while picking up your football and starting your own team?  You have better pictures to go along with it so I'm game.  Go taint.

Never heard of it, but the taint is strong with this O N E.

[The Prowler]

THE MUTHA FUCKIN' TAINT HAS BEEN CALLED!!!!  WOOOOHOOOOO!!!!!  FUCK YEAH, COCK SUCKIN' MUTHA FUCKAS!!!!!!!!!  IT'S FUCKIN' TIME, BITCHES....IT'S FUCKIN' TIME!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Talon]

The time of the taint is at hand. Let all those who worship at the idol of the taint rejoice...oh yeah, bama still sux ass.