Yeah, I guess I'd love boxing too If I got excited about man on man hugging...
Boxing can be incredibly boring if you get two guys clenching the entire match or a couple of heavyweights plodding around the ring and out of shape. But, if you get two guys in there in shape and willing to throw leather, it's one hell of a sport.
There's only one type of UFC match that will make my eyes bleed. When they go to the ground from the start and neither one has any ground game whatsoever. One stays in guard and the other spends the entire match trying to pass guard but not doing a damn thing even when he does. It's like a couple of old turtles humping. For the most part though, as long as the guys come into the match in shape, it's one of the best things in sports. And there's so many ways to end a fight in the UFC. A well placed high kick to the temple is one of my personal favorites.