Creeping Jesus, I thought the WNSP morning show with Jewish Shirvanian and Brien Straw was the worst I'd ever heard. And it was.
But Straw left for WJOX -- clearly indicating how pathetic and desperate that station must be -- and WNSP replaced him with... Roger Shultz.
Shultz is fucking awful. It's like the hee-haw minute whenever he talks and for somebody who played the game he shows absolutely no knowledge whatsoever.
As an aside, I had class with this doofus fuck once. He would come in, fart or make some obscene joke, laugh at himself and then go to sleep. Never saw him write down anything, he snored and drooled on his tests. Made a better grade in the class than I did.
This is an approximation of what he had to say yesterday:
"Hey man, you can blame Tony Franklin for what happened down at Auburn, but the real blame goes to Tuberville. I've done seen Franklin's offense. It worked in high school. But Tuberville didn't let him brang none of his assistants with him. And some of them Auburn coaches they wasn't ready to make that change. Franklin's stuff will work, I done seen it in camps and at the high school, he knows what he's talking about. "
I wanted to shoot him through the radio. I wanted to force feed him pound cake until he swelled back to normal proportions.
Biggest Loser? Yeah, that fuck's a big loser. But the biggest losers are the people down here who have to endure that shit in order to hear some sports radio. Shultz is terrible. Without peer he's the worst i've ever heard on radio.
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