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What would you do for football to start this weekend?

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What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« on: August 22, 2009, 02:13:59 PM »
I'd open mouth kiss wench.
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Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2009, 02:55:23 PM »
I'd Chokeslam a bitch.
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Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2009, 03:00:25 PM »
I'd hangout with Nick Saban, on a boat bitch.
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Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2009, 06:02:19 PM »
I'd listen to a Chizik press conference and not fall asleep.
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Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2009, 06:26:52 PM »
I wouldn't do anything.  Too many players sitting out of practice.  We need another week. 
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Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2009, 08:36:58 PM »
I would let Kaos dry hump my leg.
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Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2009, 09:07:17 PM »
Quote from: El Guapo on August 22, 2009, 08:36:58 PM
I would let Kaos dry hump my leg.
A true sacrifice, since your preference is for it to be wet..............
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Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2009, 11:04:08 PM »
Quote from: Birmingham on August 22, 2009, 02:13:59 PM
I'd open mouth kiss wench.
Been there, done that.
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Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2009, 11:08:13 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on August 22, 2009, 11:04:08 PM
Been there, done that.

Really?  Details man, details.
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Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2009, 12:42:21 AM »
get drunk..........


nothing new.
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Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2009, 01:46:25 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on August 22, 2009, 11:04:08 PM
Been there, done that.
Wow playa got mad skillz.
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Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2009, 07:44:47 PM »
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Quote from: AUChizad on August 22, 2009, 11:04:08 PM
Been there, done that.

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on August 22, 2009, 11:08:13 PM
Really?  Details man, details.

Yeah, I'd be interested in hearing those details myself...
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Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2009, 07:45:22 PM »
Quote from: Birmingham on August 22, 2009, 02:13:59 PM
I'd open mouth kiss wench.
For football to start this weekend?  I'd let you.
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Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2009, 07:52:32 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 23, 2009, 07:45:22 PM
For football to start this weekend?  I'd let you.
Ya know....football has started this weekend, High School Jamborees and Pre-Season NFL games.  So....
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

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Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2009, 07:53:47 PM »
Quote from: The Prowler on August 23, 2009, 07:52:32 PM
Ya know....football has started this weekend, High School Jamborees and Pre-Season NFL games.  So....
Neither of which qualifies as REAL football...
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Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2009, 08:44:02 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 23, 2009, 07:44:47 PM
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Yeah, I'd be interested in hearing those details myself...

I hear the video is still floating around on teh youtubes.
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Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2009, 05:49:27 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 23, 2009, 07:44:47 PM
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Yeah, I'd be interested in hearing those details myself...

You just don't remember, I think you were on bottle #4.  It involved the back room of an RV somewhere near a pink dumpster.  I even think there may have been some talk of love as well
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Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2009, 06:05:59 PM »
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on August 24, 2009, 05:49:27 PM
You just don't remember, I think you were on bottle #4.  It involved the back room of an RV somewhere near a pink dumpster.  I even think there may have been some talk of love as well
With the exception of the back rooms and love, this is the truth.
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Birmingham

Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2009, 06:50:24 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 23, 2009, 07:53:47 PM
Neither of which qualifies as REAL football...

And with that statement Tigerwench disses 100% of the football careers had by TigerX.com members.

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Re: What would you do for football to start this weekend?
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2009, 07:01:52 PM »
Quote from: Birmingham on August 24, 2009, 06:50:24 PM
And with that statement Tigerwench disses 100% of the football careers had by TigerX.com members.


Not necessarily.
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

"Alabama's Special Teams unit is made up of Special Ed students." - Daniel Tosh

"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs
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