Kickin it with Gene Chizik

[Kaos]

He might not have said it clearly enough to avoid the loonies from taking things so effing literal, but a little look into the context from which it came, can make things clearer.  A fifth grader could figure it out.

If you two, Kaos and RWS, want to take it so literal and ignore what he was saying, then fine.  ....but the egg is on you, not me.

RWS, if you want to repeat a quote, time after time, try and quote it ALL.

What he said is WHAT HE SAID.  

Christ, man, know when you're beat and walk away.  

You can't apply a bunch of "well he probably meant x, y or z" logic and claim victory.  

You can't take quotes he made two days later about completely unrelated issues and try to shoehorn them into the point you're failing to make.  

He SAID what he SAID.  Adding anything else to it is pure speculation and spin.

Stop it.  You're completely covered in egg.  You've got so much egg dripping off you,  Dennys could Grand Slam a week's worth of breakfast. 

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

What he said is WHAT HE SAID.  

Christ, man, know when you're beat and walk away.  

You can't apply a bunch of "well he probably meant x, y or z" logic and claim victory.  

He SAID what he SAID.  Adding anything else to it is pure speculation and spin.

Stop it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA....

God'O'Mighty...  

Beer time.    

I can't believe you added this shit....

You can't take quotes he made two days later about completely unrelated issues and try to shoehorn them into the point you're failing to make.

 

No no...  Everything I quoted was from the VERY LINK RWS PROVIDED.  It's from the same story at the same time.  Not "shoe-horned" together from quotes two days apart or anything else.

Thanks for proving my point.

Laughable.

[DnATL]

I certainly hope I simply missed the sarcasm stamp on this post....

Oh no, I'm as serious as a fart in a spacesuit.  While the Kaoses argue that he is an idiot and the Choppers extoll him as a savant, I am here to propose a true middle round - what if he is an idiot savant?

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Oh no, I'm as serious as a fart in a spacesuit.  While the Kaoses argue that he is an idiot and the Choppers extoll him as a savant, I am here to propose a true middle round - what if he is an idiot savant?

I never called him anything for the record.  I just understood what he was saying.

Outta here.

You all have a good one.

[Kaos]

I just understood what he was saying.

Translation: 

I took what he said, made it say something completely different by applying my own fucked up logic to it and planted a victory flag. 

Jesus Christ. 

::Facepalm from hell::

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Translation: 

I took what he said, made it say something completely different by applying my own fucked up logic to it and planted a victory flag. 

Jesus Christ. 

::Facepalm from hell::

The unfortunate thing for you here is all anyone has to do is click the link provided, and *POOF* goes your schtick.

[Kaos]

No efferschnotz, all anybody has to be able to do is read on a third grade level and your lame attempt at spinning this crumbles.

What you posted adds or clarifies nothing except in your desperate brain.

It doesn't matter how you think he probably meant it. He said what he said. I figure he probably meant to convey something different but he's a piss poor cliche-loaded public speaker who takes more words to say nothing than you and Prowler combined. Doesn't change what he SAID. What you interpret in your Franklinish rush to defend is utterly and completely irrelevant.

Yet another example of your failure to get it.

Next you'll tell us that when Gene says "damn chopper why is your face covered in egg" he really means "let's share a victory omlette."

What the hell ever.  

Carry on.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Gene Chizik's ``situational'' scrimmage Saturday was devoted to such things as special teams and the two-minute offense and communications. It was less physical than some practices. Ball carriers were not tackled.

``When we win games at Auburn, it's going to come down to the last two minutes and that's the way we've got to feel,'' Chizik said. ``We've got to be very efficient at those parts of the game and we've got a long way to go in that direction. Again, we've got two weeks to work on and we've got a lot of good things to teach from.''

All you got from this is "When we win games at Auburn, it's going to come down to the last few minutes".  Period.  That's it.  You didn't even read the link, or article as evidenced by your own statement claiming I just "shoehorned these two sentences together". 

You've taken a fragment, taken it out of context, and wammo... You've got nothing, so you're just going to bury all this in bullshit Chopper's just stupid rants.

Gotcha.






 


 

[Kaos]

It's not a fragment. It's what he said.

Your continued interpretation is pointless.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

It's not a fragment. It's what he said.

Your continued interpretation is pointless.

Explain how quoting only 1/3 of the total sentence is NOT a fragment.  Please.

[The Prowler]

Explain how quoting only 1/3 of the total sentence is NOT a fragment.  Please.

He can't, because if he does, he'll lose the argument.  And, if you think about it, Kaos never loses an argument....ever.  He'll just come back and say you or me are stupid and that we're covered in blood, because in his ass backward mind, he actually thinks he's right.  :thumbsup:

[Jumbo]

He can't, because if he does, he'll lose the argument.  And, if you think about it, Kaos never loses an argument....ever.  He'll just come back and say you or me are stupid and that we're covered in blood, because in his ass backward mind, he actually thinks he's right.  :thumbsup:

Ass and Blood thats a crazy combo.

[RWS]

OK, fine.....

``When we win games at Auburn, it's going to come down to the last two minutes and that's the way we've got to feel,'' Chizik said.


``When we win games at Auburn, it's going to come down to the last two minutes and that's the way we've got to feel,'' Chizik said.


``When we win games at Auburn, it's going to come down to the last two minutes and that's the way we've got to feel,'' Chizik said.

``When we win games at Auburn, it's going to come down to the last two minutes and that's the way we've got to feel,'' Chizik said.

``When we win games at Auburn, it's going to come down to the last two minutes and that's the way we've got to feel,'' Chizik said.

Yeah, I just read over it again. Chopper, there is no way to misread that statement. You can chop off the last half and still get the same thing, because it adds absolutely no value to the statement. Do I know he misspoke? Yes. Do I know what he meant? Yes. Is it funny that he said what he said? Yes. Fuck, you're saying I'm just using a sentence fragment by taking the last half off, you're just ignoring the whole damn sentence and rewording it. He said what he said. There is no changing what he said. Are you really too dense to understand that? Damn, I was just putting up to fuck with yall and you want to go all stupid on me. Stop taking Prowler's stupid pills before you hit reply.

[The Prowler]

Hey rws, does the saying "prepare for the worst" mean that the worst is going to happen?  If Auburn does get in that situation, there shouldn't be any panicking or atleast not as much as if you don't practice for it.  I'm pretty sure that's what Coach Chizik was meaning when he said, what he said.

[Kaos]

The stupidity in this thread is above EPA approved levels.

Chopper? Prowler?  I'm sorry but you have to leave. Federal regulations. Leave and take your "duuuuuuhhh" with you.

[The Prowler]

The stupidity in this thread is above EPA approved levels.

Chopper? Prowler?  I'm sorry but you have to leave. Federal regulations. Leave and take your "duuuuuuhhh" with you.

He can't, because if he does, he'll lose the argument.  And, if you think about it, Kaos never loses an argument....ever.  He'll just come back and say you or me are stupid and that we're covered in blood, because in his ass backward mind, he actually thinks he's right.  :thumbsup:

^^^This^^^

[Kaos]

^^^This^^^

you left out the most important part "shows my ignorance "

You should edit it for accuracy. 

 

[The Prowler]

you left out the most important part "shows my ignorance "

You should edit it for accuracy.  

 

No ignorance on my part, fuck stick.  You did what I said you would do.

He'll just come back and say you or me are stupid and that we're covered in blood, because in his ass backward mind, he actually thinks he's right.  :thumbsup:

[RWS]

Hey rws, does the saying "prepare for the worst" mean that the worst is going to happen?  If Auburn does get in that situation, there shouldn't be any panicking or atleast not as much as if you don't practice for it.  I'm pretty sure that's what Coach Chizik was meaning when he said, what he said.

You really cannot read, can you? Do I really need to repeat myself that I know he didn't mean what he actually said, and that he misspoke? Did you miss the part where I said I know he misspoke and I know what he actually meant? How about the part where I said it was merely amusing that he misspoke and said what he said? Christ's sake, poeple......

[Kaos]

No ignorance on my part, eff stick.  You did what I said you would do.

Because nothing else is necessary. 

Here, Prowler, try your interpretation skills on this: