SILENCE I keel you
I figured that would jerk some chains over here. Bunch of fucking nerds.
Some more:
Whiskey with an obligitory "Drinking this may make you think it's funny to pull your nuts out and refer to them as 'The Brain'" warning. Maybe the Surgeon General could look into this one.
Taco Bell should give you toilet paper instead of napkins.
Wedding rings should come with a mason jar.