First Random Post of the Offseason

Tiger Wench · « **on:** January 08, 2008, 04:14:53 PM »

i just read this on a blog http://drivingwiththebrakeson.blogspot.com/2007/09/product-placement.html I frequent written by a stay at home mom with a great sense of humor.

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In getting milk for Cooper this morning I noticed the latest trend in advertising: stuck to the side of the gallon jug was a sticker advertising Oreo cookies. Genius! Everyone knows that milk and Oreos go together, and what better way to remind you of that (and simultaneously encourage you to buy the cookies) than to put it right on the packaging! In my quest to better the world in any way possible (or rather in a vain attempt to give anyone reading this a few giggles), I have a few suggestions for product pairings:

- on the Tampon box: a sticker advertising Haagen Dazs. You know if you're buying one, the other isn't far from the front of your mind, and since hormones can wreak havoc with your memory, this will serve as a thoughtful reminder.

- on the package of Huggies: a sticker touting Trojan condoms (though if your grocery stores are like mine, they are already in the same aisle - seems the concept of product placement has already caught on for at least one manufacturer.) Condoms might not be the most desirable form of birth control, but they do cost 1/2 as much as a package of diapers. This sticker should also be placed on all bottles of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill and on each dozen of roses in the floral department.

- with the garlic: a reminder to add a bottle of Listerene to your cart - you're significant other will thank you for it.

Any others you guys can tihnk of? How about baked beans and matches?

Godfather · « **Reply #1 on:** January 08, 2008, 04:30:50 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 08, 2008, 04:14:53 PM

i just read this on a blog http://drivingwiththebrakeson.blogspot.com/2007/09/product-placement.html I frequent written by a stay at home mom with a great sense of humor.

Any others you guys can tihnk of? How about baked beans and matches?

Astrolube and baby-wipes?
Beer and Paper Bags?

Ogre · « **Reply #2 on:** January 08, 2008, 04:32:51 PM »

A case of Old Milwaukee with a Goody's Headache Powder

Lotion with Kleenex

World of Warcraft with a Pocket Pussy (because that's the only kind you're ever going to get)

AlicevilleEagle · « **Reply #3 on:** January 08, 2008, 04:41:51 PM »

Penthouse - Ponds Cold Cream(with aloe)

Tequila - A buddy with a rope and gun telling you to stay put and STFU you're not going anywhere

Saniflush · « **Reply #4 on:** January 08, 2008, 04:51:59 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on January 08, 2008, 04:32:51 PM

World of Warcraft with a Pocket Pussy (because that's the only kind you're ever going to get)

Big talk. bet you won't tell this guy that.

Godfather · « **Reply #5 on:** January 08, 2008, 05:43:00 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on January 08, 2008, 04:32:51 PM

World of Warcraft with a Pocket Pussy (because that's the only kind you're ever going to get)

SILENCE

I keel you

Ogre · « **Reply #6 on:** January 08, 2008, 06:27:50 PM »

Quote from: BK AU on January 08, 2008, 05:43:00 PM

SILENCE I keel you

I figured that would jerk some chains over here. Bunch of fucking nerds.

Some more:

Whiskey with an obligitory "Drinking this may make you think it's funny to pull your nuts out and refer to them as 'The Brain'" warning. Maybe the Surgeon General could look into this one.

Taco Bell should give you toilet paper instead of napkins.

Wedding rings should come with a mason jar.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #7 on:** January 08, 2008, 07:31:33 PM »

YOu guys play World of Warcraft too? Cool. I don't play much anymore but that game kicks ass....

Godfather · « **Reply #8 on:** January 08, 2008, 08:28:43 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on January 08, 2008, 07:31:33 PM

YOu guys play World of Warcraft too? Cool. I don't play much anymore but that game kicks ass....

Haven't played in about 4-5 months but was pretty heavy into it for awhile. Latest games are Call of Duty 4 and Assasians Creed on PS3. Brad your just jealous you always thought WoW was an expression.

AUChizad · « **Reply #9 on:** January 08, 2008, 11:27:15 PM »

Quote from: BK AU on January 08, 2008, 08:28:43 PM

Haven't played in about 4-5 months but was pretty heavy into it for awhile. Latest games are Call of Duty 4 and Assasians Creed on PS3. Brad your just jealous you always thought WoW was an expression.

Jumbo · « **Reply #10 on:** January 09, 2008, 02:32:01 AM »

Quote from: BK AU on January 08, 2008, 08:28:43 PM

Haven't played in about 4-5 months but was pretty heavy into it for awhile. Latest games are Call of Duty 4 and Assasians Creed on PS3. Brad your just jealous you always thought WoW was an expression.

Nerd

Saniflush · « **Reply #11 on:** January 09, 2008, 07:22:51 AM »

Quote from: BK AU on January 08, 2008, 08:28:43 PM

Haven't played in about 4-5 months but was pretty heavy into it for awhile. Latest games are Call of Duty 4 and Assasians Creed on PS3. Brad your just jealous you always thought WoW was an expression.

WuTang bitches! Call of Duty 4 on the 360 is the only game I have ever played that almost gave me flashbacks.

Godfather · « **Reply #12 on:** January 09, 2008, 08:07:59 AM »

Quote from: jumbo on January 09, 2008, 02:32:01 AM

Nerd

Didn't you just get a PS3 fag?

Saniflush · « **Reply #13 on:** January 09, 2008, 08:56:46 AM »

Quote from: BK AU on January 09, 2008, 08:07:59 AM

Didn't you just get a PS3 fag?

This is his idea of a PLAYSTATION.

D-Day · « **Reply #14 on:** January 09, 2008, 05:25:33 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on January 09, 2008, 07:22:51 AM

Call of Duty 4 on the 360 is the only game I have ever played that almost gave me flashbacks.

There's a homosexual gang bang in CD4? Weird. Video games are getting out of fucking control.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #15 on:** January 09, 2008, 05:32:56 PM »

Quote from: Stanley Applebaum on January 09, 2008, 05:25:33 PM

There's a homosexual gang bang in CD4? Weird. Video games are getting out of fucking control.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #16 on:** January 09, 2008, 05:55:00 PM »

I probably put more hours into World of Warcraft in 6 months than Auburn's coaches do in a football season.

LEVEL 60 NIGHT ELF DRUID!

Fuck, shoot me.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 09, 2008, 06:03:51 PM »

Shit, I'm not knocking the Warcraft crowd. Frankly, I'd probably get involved it it wasn't the cost of getting involved right now, and not knowing if my internet speeds in the hotels would be worth it or not....

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #18 on:** January 09, 2008, 08:59:31 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper1 on January 09, 2008, 06:03:51 PM

Shit, I'm not knocking the Warcraft crowd. Frankly, I'd probably get involved it it wasn't the cost of getting involved right now, and not knowing if my internet speeds in the hotels would be worth it or not....

YOu can play in hotels...that is the only time I play anymore...

70 Orc warlock here baby....fuck I'm a dork....

Jumbo · « **Reply #19 on:** January 10, 2008, 03:26:01 AM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on January 09, 2008, 05:55:00 PM

LEVEL 60 NIGHT ELF DRUID!

What in the Fuck is that?????

First Random Post of the Offseason

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