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Dude...That's my mom.

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Dude...That's my mom.
« on: August 19, 2009, 10:41:18 AM »
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Re: Dude...That's my mom.
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2009, 07:54:48 PM »
Hilarious...but what the hell else would you do in that situation? 

And how fucked up is her kid?  That's damn child abuse. 
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2009, 08:29:24 AM »
Hilarious...but what the hell else would you do in that situation? 

And how effed up is her kid?  That's damn child abuse. 

I was mostly thinking about fucking the mom. 

I like the trend, though.  Moms weren't hot when i was growing up.  Rare was the friend who had a mom worth ogling.  Now?  Moms are hot everywhere. 
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2009, 08:56:31 AM »
I was mostly thinking about fucking the mom. 

I like the trend, though.  Moms weren't hot when i was growing up.  Rare was the friend who had a mom worth ogling.  Now?  Moms are hot everywhere. 

Your standards have also changed.
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Re: Dude...That's my mom.
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2009, 09:14:31 AM »
Your standards have also changed.

Not that much.  I would have wanted to fuck about 75% of the 45-under crowd I see these days even when I was 16. 

I didn't have a problem with older women even then.  But I just didn't have any friends with super hot moms. Well except for this one girl whose mom was as hot as she was.  Used to watch them sunbathe together through the hedges from... wait... what were we talking about?
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2009, 09:57:20 AM »
If you want to see hot moms, come shop at the Greystone Publix in Birmingham.  I've enjoyed my Sunday afternoons the past year.
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Re: Dude...That's my mom.
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2009, 10:29:37 AM »
If you want to see hot moms, come shop at the Greystone Publix MILF Central in Birmingham.  I've enjoyed my Sunday afternoons the past year.

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