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Introducing...me.

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« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2009, 03:19:46 PM »
I thought your name would mean something else entirely.

I was prepared to be your friend.

Now, I'm indifferent to you...just as I am indifferent to sensible shoes.
Great minds...

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« Reply #21 on: August 18, 2009, 03:23:51 PM »
I thought your name would mean something else entirely.

I was prepared to be your friend.

Now, I'm indifferent to you...just as I am indifferent to sensible shoes.

What did you think it meant?
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« Reply #22 on: August 18, 2009, 03:24:24 PM »
What did you think it meant?
I was thinking Cobra Kai
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« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2009, 03:25:00 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: August 18, 2009, 03:25:26 PM »
What did you think it meant?

If you have to ask, then you're densi.
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« Reply #25 on: August 18, 2009, 03:26:45 PM »
This man speaks a true statement.....that whole board is a douce.

I have come to understand that anybody that is worth a flying fuck, has already come over here.
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« Reply #26 on: August 18, 2009, 03:30:18 PM »
Sensei.
I know...in my head the two sound the same though, as do clit and mommy part.
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« Reply #27 on: August 18, 2009, 03:38:42 PM »
I thought your name would mean something else entirely.

I was prepared to be your friend.

Now, I'm indifferent to you...just as I am indifferent to sensible shoes.

I missed that one completely.  I guess cause I don't wear those ghey assed shoes.

I thought it was from the Bellagio in Vegas.  Alas no, he likes ghey man footwear.
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« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2009, 03:43:06 PM »
Galen's evil twin welcomes Sensi.
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« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2009, 03:45:40 PM »
Welcome to the X - where like Tom Petty, you also don't have to live like a refugee...
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« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2009, 03:47:48 PM »
Shoes, shoes, shoes..Oh my god, shoes.

Welcome Sensi. 
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« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2009, 04:02:41 PM »
Just saw Jumbo at PetSmart with a box of rubber gloves in his right hand. May God have mercy on your soul Sense.
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« Reply #32 on: August 18, 2009, 06:42:08 PM »
Welcome Sensi.  I hope you hate Coach Chizik with a passion, because Kaos needs another friend..... :rofl:
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« Reply #33 on: August 18, 2009, 08:22:31 PM »
Welcome Mr Sensible - in lieu of the dog, Jumbo might consider your habotn friend "James in Bham"
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« Reply #34 on: August 18, 2009, 08:47:58 PM »
Welcome Sensi.  I hope you hate Coach Chizik with a passion, because Kaos needs another friend..... :rofl:

I'll have plenty soon enough.
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« Reply #35 on: August 18, 2009, 09:51:54 PM »
I'll have plenty soon enough.
I'm thinking of opening a torch and pitchfork manufacturing company in Lee County.....interested? My father-in-law already owns a manufacturing company, so possibly limited startup costs as far as equipment goes.
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« Reply #36 on: August 18, 2009, 10:14:59 PM »
I'll have plenty soon enough.
Okay  :thumbsup: keep hoping Coach Chizik fails.
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« Reply #37 on: August 18, 2009, 10:53:57 PM »
Just saw Jumbo at PetSmart with a box of rubber gloves in his right hand. May God have mercy on your soul Sense.
Have to keep up with the welcome fisting.
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« Reply #38 on: August 18, 2009, 11:00:35 PM »
Okay  :thumbsup: keep hoping Coach Chizik fails.

The density of your skull amazes me.  

There is a VAST difference between hope and expectation.  I hope I shoot 64 the next time I play golf.  Based on my previous play and given the course conditions I anticipate, I expect to shoot somewhere between 80 and 105.  Big range, yes I know, but my game can be wildly inconsistent.

I hope Auburn never loses another football game for the next 25 years.  Based on his past experiences and on the conditions (both internal and external) he faces, I expect Chizik to struggle in his role.  I do not see him as the long-term answer for Auburn.  

This is the genesis of a column I am writing anyway.  Between good-to-great coaches at any institution there is always a "tweener."  A guy who does some things well, but doesn't have the total package.  Alabama had Bryant and then there were a couple of tweeners before Stallings.  Then a couple of tweeners before Saban.  Florida went Spurrier - Zook (tweener) - Meyer.  Ole Miss went Cutcliffe - Orgeron (tweener) - Nutt.

Numerous other examples.  

Gene Chizik is our tweener.  

If I'm wrong, you know what? I'm just wrong. It's happened before. I thought Ryan Leaf had all the tools to be a great NFL QB and would have taken him over Peyton. I was wrong. His head was cheese. Maybe I'm wrong here. I doubt it, though.  But if I am, what's the worst case scenario?  Auburn is better than I expect and I have to take some shit from a few people?  Big deal. I'd rather take shit from you than watch Auburn suffer.

I fully expect Auburn to win a few games this season.  if we avoid injuries we should make a bowl game. If we don't it's a travesty. But one season, unless it's a total debacle or a glorious miracle, won't tell the tale on Chizik.  
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« Reply #39 on: August 18, 2009, 11:04:48 PM »
Welcome to the X!  Now take you dog to Jumbo for proper fisting!
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