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Remember what I look like after I am gone.

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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2009, 01:22:21 PM »
Great idea...I'm adding that to my will.
How much sex you think your widow will get with you staring at her from the mantel? :vn:
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2009, 01:25:55 PM »
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Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite celebrity or hero.
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« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2009, 01:26:12 PM »
Great idea...I'm adding that to my will.

Make sure you install the 'glory-hole' mouth on yours.  Your boyfriend will never even know you were gone!
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Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2009, 01:28:55 PM »
Make sure you install the 'glory-hole' mouth on yours.  Your boyfriend will never even know you were gone!
I'll bet they won't be able to recreate my tongue though.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2009, 01:36:55 PM »
I'll bet they won't be able to recreate my tongue though.



They even make them extra long.  It helps to alleviate certain short comings.
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« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2009, 02:41:17 PM »
     That thing will probably give me nightmares.  (the urn, not the latex tongue)
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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2009, 02:50:44 PM »
If they could make the female version with a silicone mouth opening, maybe some of you married guys could finally get a blow job again.
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Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2009, 03:01:04 PM »
If they could make the female version with a silicone mouth opening, maybe some of you married guys could finally get a blow job again.

Or those that roll a different way;
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2009, 03:07:23 PM »
Or those that roll a different way;

The fact you had that at your fingertips seems a bit telling.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2009, 03:07:50 PM »
The fact you had that at your fingertips seems a bit telling.

Don't ask, don't tell.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2009, 03:08:32 PM »
Don't ask, don't tell.

I forgot he is retired military.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2009, 03:15:04 PM »
The fact you had that at your fingertips seems a bit telling.

I have many things at my fingertips.
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2009, 03:27:02 PM »
You can even get little ones too. I wonder how much a keychain version would be?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2009, 03:30:51 PM »
You can even get little ones too. I wonder how much a keychain version would be?

Min order    500     $1.00 each
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A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

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Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2009, 03:34:41 PM »
Check out the cremation diamonds.  I told Carl that if he continues to insist on being cremated, I will make him into a very large diamond.  Then for the first time he would be worth something... hahahahahahaha
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« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2009, 08:48:54 PM »
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at that price and quantity, you could love em and leave em everywhere, spreading your seed like you were in the nba
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