Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
  1. Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
  2. The Library
  3. Haley Center Basement
  4. Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Remember what I look like after I am gone.

  • 16 Replies
  • 3201 Views

dallaswareagle

  • ****
  • 10940
  • Standing on holy ground.
Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« on: August 18, 2009, 12:40:24 PM »
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

Buzz Killington

  • *
  • 22895
  • Bofa
Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2009, 01:22:21 PM »
Great idea...I'm adding that to my will.
How much sex you think your widow will get with you staring at her from the mantel? :vn:
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

AUChizad

  • Female Pledge Trainer
  • ***
  • 19523
  • Auburn Basketball Hits Everything
Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2009, 01:25:55 PM »
Quote
Now we can create a custom urn in the image of your loved one or favorite celebrity or hero.
:wtf:
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Ogre

  • ****
  • 3658
Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2009, 01:26:12 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 18, 2009, 01:22:21 PM
Great idea...I'm adding that to my will.

Make sure you install the 'glory-hole' mouth on yours.  Your boyfriend will never even know you were gone!
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Buzz Killington

  • *
  • 22895
  • Bofa
Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2009, 01:28:55 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on August 18, 2009, 01:26:12 PM
Make sure you install the 'glory-hole' mouth on yours.  Your boyfriend will never even know you were gone!
I'll bet they won't be able to recreate my tongue though.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

Argo

Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2009, 01:36:55 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on August 18, 2009, 01:28:55 PM
I'll bet they won't be able to recreate my tongue though.



They even make them extra long.  It helps to alleviate certain short comings.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Hogwally

  • ****
  • 662
Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2009, 02:41:17 PM »
     That thing will probably give me nightmares.  (the urn, not the latex tongue)
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

AUTailgatingRules

  • Home of the Tailgate
  • ***
  • 3990
  • By the Pink Dumpster since 2004
Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2009, 02:50:44 PM »
If they could make the female version with a silicone mouth opening, maybe some of you married guys could finally get a blow job again.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

dallaswareagle

  • ****
  • 10940
  • Standing on holy ground.
Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2009, 03:01:04 PM »
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on August 18, 2009, 02:50:44 PM
If they could make the female version with a silicone mouth opening, maybe some of you married guys could finally get a blow job again.

Or those that roll a different way;
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2009, 03:07:23 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 18, 2009, 03:01:04 PM
Or those that roll a different way;

The fact you had that at your fingertips seems a bit telling.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

wesfau2

  • ***
  • 13840
  • I love it when you call me Big Poppa
Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2009, 03:07:50 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 18, 2009, 03:07:23 PM
The fact you had that at your fingertips seems a bit telling.

Don't ask, don't tell.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2009, 03:08:32 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on August 18, 2009, 03:07:50 PM
Don't ask, don't tell.

I forgot he is retired military.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

dallaswareagle

  • ****
  • 10940
  • Standing on holy ground.
Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2009, 03:15:04 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 18, 2009, 03:07:23 PM
The fact you had that at your fingertips seems a bit telling.

I have many things at my fingertips.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

CCTAU

  • *
  • 13035
  • War Eagle!
Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2009, 03:27:02 PM »
You can even get little ones too. I wonder how much a keychain version would be?
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

dallaswareagle

  • ****
  • 10940
  • Standing on holy ground.
Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2009, 03:30:51 PM »
Quote from: CCTAU on August 18, 2009, 03:27:02 PM
You can even get little ones too. I wonder how much a keychain version would be?

Min order    500     $1.00 each
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

Tiger Wench

  • ******
  • 10352
  • Does this armour make my ass look big?
Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2009, 03:34:41 PM »
Check out the cremation diamonds.  I told Carl that if he continues to insist on being cremated, I will make him into a very large diamond.  Then for the first time he would be worth something... hahahahahahaha
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

DnATL

  • ***
  • 2242
  • Xcrement talker
Re: Remember what I look like after I am gone.
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2009, 08:48:54 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on August 18, 2009, 03:30:51 PM
Min order    500     $1.00 each
at that price and quantity, you could love em and leave em everywhere, spreading your seed like you were in the nba
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
  1. Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
  2. The Library
  3. Haley Center Basement
  4. Remember what I look like after I am gone.