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« Reply #60 on: January 15, 2008, 04:14:54 PM »
I take what I can get. Brown nosing has been done for far worse things.

Still got a quarter of a bottle left of that Highland single malt I was passing around at KSU. Ran out of Cubans pretty quickly though. I am stuck with the Nicaraguan stuff now. I have to get back to Spain sometime before the season starts and replenish the humidor. If Brian were a good friend, he'd hook a brother up.

Lucky for you I have been rat holing some Cohibas.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #61 on: January 15, 2008, 04:35:02 PM »
Lucky for you I have been rat holing some Cohibas.

Isn't that similar to Richard Gere's gerbilling antics?  Or, is that more like Bill Clinton Lewinskying a cigar? 

Oh God, you people are SICK!   :puke:
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« Reply #62 on: January 15, 2008, 05:16:29 PM »
Lucky for you I have been rat holing some Cohibas.

I wouldn't think that would be good for them.  How do you control the humidity in your rathole?
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« Reply #63 on: January 16, 2008, 03:11:22 AM »
Lucky for you I have been rat holing some Cohibas.
Well shit, I was over your way this past Saturday. Had some quick in-and-out bidness in Bremen.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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« Reply #64 on: January 16, 2008, 06:47:33 AM »
Well shit, I was over your way this past Saturday. Had some quick in-and-out bidness in Bremen.

How was she and how much did it cost you? 

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #65 on: January 16, 2008, 10:04:20 AM »
It's not a tuma
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« Reply #66 on: January 16, 2008, 11:32:41 AM »
This may be too easy...

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« Reply #67 on: January 16, 2008, 11:37:46 AM »




"What time does the tahd game come on baby?"
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #68 on: January 16, 2008, 11:41:34 AM »
This may be too easy...



If we ever get divorced can we still be brother and sister?
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« Reply #69 on: January 16, 2008, 12:49:37 PM »
C'mon...can't this guy get any love?

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« Reply #70 on: January 16, 2008, 01:05:00 PM »


Warning:  Being a fan of the University of Alabama has been known to cause Elephantitis. 
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« Reply #71 on: January 16, 2008, 03:14:26 PM »
C'mon...can't this guy get any love?


"Would you date a guy with elephantitis of the balls, Claire? You'd have to ride in the back seat of course because his nuts would be riding shotgun."
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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« Reply #72 on: January 16, 2008, 04:05:58 PM »
C'mon...can't this guy get any love?


Contrary to what Bill Cosby has been telling us for years...there really isn't always room for jello.
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« Reply #73 on: January 16, 2008, 04:13:16 PM »

Subtitles: Han, my boy, you disappoint me. Why haven't you paid me? And why did you fry poor Greedo?
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« Reply #74 on: January 16, 2008, 05:19:49 PM »
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« Reply #75 on: January 16, 2008, 07:15:29 PM »
This may be too easy...



"Bouquet in one hand, cash and prizes in the other...."

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« Reply #76 on: January 16, 2008, 07:18:48 PM »
C'mon...can't this guy get any love?



Life has been rough for Danny after the bitter failure of securing the role of "Trash Heap" on "The Fraggles".....
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« Reply #77 on: January 17, 2008, 05:58:09 AM »
This may be too easy...


I knew Bubba usin those Crest White Strips would pay off.
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« Reply #78 on: January 17, 2008, 01:38:18 PM »

Fred was never the same once word got around that he was the inspiration for "Fraggle Rock".
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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« Reply #79 on: January 17, 2008, 02:08:30 PM »
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