Whew, another hard hour put in catching up on this travesty. Sorry I was out for a while, I had to actually work a little. Sani is correct, I am in S. Florida, not god's country, and I don't have any sisters. I do have a cute cousin back home who just got out of her 4th marriage, but we're just friends.
I was going to start a "while you fags..." post, but I'll put it here instead in another attempt to run this fucking manefesto off the rails: I have one more errand to run and then I am going to pack 6 or 9 cold ones in a small cooler and hit the beach. If you get a chance to live somewhere with an ocean just outside your door I highly recommend it. Later tonight I will come back and catch up with this epic...