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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #80 on: September 21, 2009, 12:53:36 PM »
fuck me my team sucks!  :doh:
I love giving money away.
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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #81 on: September 21, 2009, 12:56:42 PM »
I love giving money away.
I'm an equal opportunity doormat.   In my defense all of my top players are injured.
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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #82 on: September 21, 2009, 02:33:06 PM »
I'm an equal opportunity doormat.   In my defense all of my top players are injured.
My top receiver didn't play, but I still started him. I guess standing in the rain for hours kills brain cells.
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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #83 on: September 21, 2009, 02:35:46 PM »
TRADE ALERT!
I'll trade Ronnie Brown for a #2 or #3 receiver. Let's make a deal.
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« Reply #84 on: September 21, 2009, 02:45:27 PM »
TRADE ALERT!
I'll trade Ronnie Brown for a #2 or #3 receiver. Let's make a deal.

My team is full of #3 receivers...on their own teams.
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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #85 on: September 21, 2009, 02:48:51 PM »
My team is full of #3 receivers...on their own teams.
I look at your roster and see what's up, what's happenin'
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« Reply #86 on: September 22, 2009, 05:06:13 AM »
TRADE ALERT!
I'll trade Ronnie Brown for a #2 or #3 receiver. Let's make a deal.
I would like cancel that trade request! Im stupid for not starting him.
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« Reply #87 on: September 22, 2009, 03:54:06 PM »
2 weeks in a row, my Dallas D scores ZERO points????

What the Hell, has this ever happened in the history of fantasy football?
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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #88 on: September 22, 2009, 03:57:14 PM »
Who was that that got 192 points?  I didn't even think that was possible.

Side note:  My #3 receivers did alright this week anyway.
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« Reply #89 on: September 22, 2009, 03:57:44 PM »
Jesus Christ, who had 192 points?
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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #90 on: September 22, 2009, 09:53:35 PM »
Jesus Christ, who had 192 points?

Better rec-a-motherfuckin-ize.
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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #91 on: September 23, 2009, 01:49:23 PM »
2 weeks in a row, my Dallas D scores ZERO points????

What the Hell, has this ever happened in the history of fantasy football?
Who the fuck cares you still beat me.
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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #92 on: September 23, 2009, 02:00:53 PM »
Fuck you bitches and your decent quarterbacks.
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« Reply #93 on: September 23, 2009, 02:05:56 PM »
Fuck you bitches and your decent quarterbacks.
Carson Palmer sucks...
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« Reply #94 on: September 23, 2009, 02:55:35 PM »
All I have is a good QB.  My WR's suck monkey balls and my RB's couldn't break through a line of kindergarteners  playing Red Rover.  My Defense didn't score a fucking point last week, and my Kicker has missed at least 3 FG's through 2 games. 

That said, anyone want to trade?
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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #95 on: September 23, 2009, 03:11:59 PM »
All I have is a good QB.  My WR's suck monkey balls and my RB's couldn't break through a line of kindergarteners  playing Red Rover.  My Defense didn't score a fucking point last week, and my Kicker has missed at least 3 FG's through 2 games. 

That said, anyone want to trade?

I'll trade for your QB.  You might as well be craptacular all the way around.
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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #96 on: September 23, 2009, 03:17:33 PM »
Better rec-a-motherfuckin-ize.

I'm still stitching up various areas of my brown star.

Reaming would be an understatement.
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« Reply #97 on: September 23, 2009, 03:29:11 PM »
Fuck you bitches and your decent quarterbacks.

i got favre riding the pine.   
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Re: TigersX Fantasy Football 2009
« Reply #98 on: September 28, 2009, 10:57:45 AM »
I'm still stitching up various areas of my brown star.

Reaming would be an understatement.
Teh fantasy foosballs are blocked here...did you hold on for the win last night?
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« Reply #99 on: September 28, 2009, 11:06:50 AM »
I am riding the streak...baby.  Losing that is 0-3 bitches, top of the losers board. woot
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