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Re: One thing we can agree on
« Reply #20 on: July 30, 2009, 03:36:15 PM »
So, I go up to my girlfriend and say, "I'd like a little pussy."

She says, "Me, too.  Mine's as big as a house."


He's dug in there like an Alabama tic.

Hey man, you're bleedin'

I ain't got time to bleed.

You got time to duck?
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: One thing we can agree on
« Reply #21 on: July 30, 2009, 03:37:10 PM »
So, I go up to my girlfriend and say, "I'd like a little pussy."

She says, "Me, too.  Mine's as big as a house."

Like throw'n a hotdog down a hallway
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Re: One thing we can agree on
« Reply #22 on: July 30, 2009, 03:41:18 PM »
He's dug in there like an Alabama tic.

Hey man, you're bleedin'

I ain't got time to bleed.

You got time to duck?
You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?
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Re: One thing we can agree on
« Reply #23 on: July 30, 2009, 03:43:07 PM »
You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?


There's something out there, Major.....and it ain't no man.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: One thing we can agree on
« Reply #24 on: July 30, 2009, 04:00:32 PM »
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I am 39.  Born in 1970.  So unless I am the reincarnation of your momma, I wasn't seeing too much action in those decades...

You tell me to be more original and then you prove how much credibility you have by replying with "your momma".  I'm embarrassed for you.  Please stop trying to fit in with the guys, you suck at it.
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Re: One thing we can agree on
« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2009, 04:13:19 PM »
You tell me to be more original and then you prove how much credibility you have by replying with "your momma".  I'm embarrassed for you.  Please stop trying to fit in with the guys, you suck at it.

Ha....I'm starting to warm up to this guy.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: One thing we can agree on
« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2009, 04:18:25 PM »
You tell me to be more original and then you prove how much credibility you have by replying with "your momma".  I'm embarrassed for you.  Please stop trying to fit in with the guys, you suck at it.
Just trying to get down to your level. 

And don't let wes fool you.  He secretly loves me too.  You and he have a lot in common.
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Re: One thing we can agree on
« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2009, 05:00:58 PM »
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Just trying to get down to your level.

And don't let wes fool you.  He secretly loves me too.  You and he have a lot in common.

Don't.  Guys don't want a woman to try and be on our level, likewise we make fun of guys that are on a woman's level.  When you walk into the locker room and start scratching at your jock it just makes things weird for the rest of us.  Then I'm the bad guy because I have to talk about your big vagina to break the tension.
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Re: One thing we can agree on
« Reply #28 on: July 30, 2009, 05:11:39 PM »
Don't.  Guys don't want a woman to try and be on our level, likewise we make fun of guys that are on a woman's level.  When you walk into the locker room and start scratching at your jock it just makes things weird for the rest of us.  Then I'm the bad guy because I have to talk about your big vagina to break the tension.
Yep, you and wes have more in common than he would care to admit.  Poor guy (him, not you)

Besides, I have to be here.  My presence cancels out Taylor. 


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Re: One thing we can agree on
« Reply #29 on: July 31, 2009, 08:00:10 AM »
Why someone has not taken this opportunity to break off some sexist James Bond I have no idea?
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