JohnDeere

[JohnDeere]

I hit the send email, but I couldn't see your address.

That was a pretty fucked up picture and really wasn't in line with that website.  You can post it here if you want. 

So, are you a high school football referee in real life or do you just play one on TV?

I would post them, but I don't want to give CaptianL nightmares.

I was a member of the Huntsville football officials assoc. Two weeks ago at Sparkman, I tossed a little shit head wingback. He tried to buck up on me and I grabbed his face mask and slung him to the ground.  He had being saying shit to me the entire game. I tried to play it off like an accident, but the assoc. suspended me. Then I told the assoc. I didn't want to be in their pannsy ass assoc and told them I was going to the Decatur assoc; so they tossed me.

I'm a descent baseball umpire though.

[Tiger Six]

I would post them, but I don't want to give CaptianL nightmares.

I was a member of the Huntsville football officials assoc. Two weeks ago at Sparkman, I tossed a little shit head wingback. He tried to buck up on me and I grabbed his face mask and slung him to the ground.  He had being saying shit to me the entire game. I tried to play it off like an accident, but the assoc. suspended me. Then I told the assoc. I didn't want to be in their pannsy ass assoc and told them I was going to the Decatur assoc; so they tossed me.

I'm a descent baseball umpire though.

Yeah, putting your hands on a player is pretty much a no go, unless you're trying to break up a fight.  Sounds like you had a reason to do so, but that is still much much a big taboo.  The association really had no choice in the matter, if they wanted to stay in good graces with the AHSAA.  Greg Brewer called you yet? 

You can come down to Birmingham and call basketball if you want.  We start meeting on October 7th.

[D-Day]

I would post them, but I don't want to give CaptianL nightmares.

Aw, now that's just fucked up. Wait... are we talking about pics of dead hajis or your significant other?

I'm a descent baseball umpire though.

Does that mean you've seen better days?

[Saniflush]

Aw, now that's just fucked up. Wait... are we talking about pics of dead hajis or your significant other?

Are they the same?

[JohnDeere]

Aw, now that's just fucked up. Wait... are we talking about pics of dead hajis or your significant other?

Does that mean you've seen better days?

Hey, Sparky, don't you need to be working on the Family Readiness Group newsletter or something. Go take some digital pics of the troopies working to put in the newsletter.

[Pell City Tiger]

Burn!

Did you trade in your spurs for a typewriter, Adam? Surely you're still a real soldier and not one of those Family Support Center babysitting fags.

[D-Day]

Burn!

Did you trade in your spurs for a typewriter, Adam? Surely you're still a real soldier and not one of those Family Support Center babysitting fags.

No, no. I assure you my spurs are still fastened securely to my boots and I am first and foremost a cavalry officer. Mr. Weekend Warrior just suffers from an inferiority complex which is understandable. He doesn't fully grasp the concept that while I may specialize in communications I can also employ an M3A3 or M1A2 in cavalry operations just as well as my fellow officers who specialize in said operations. Family Readiness newsletters? Nice try but a bit outside my lane. That's what we have a rear detachment commander for.

But enginerds are cool. Just ask 'em. Hell, they even have their own special little buttons they get to wear on their dress uniforms unlike everyone else in the Army. If that's not high speed I don't know what is!

[JohnDeere]

No, no. I assure you my spurs are still fastened securely to my boots and I am first and foremost a cavalry officer. Mr. Weekend Warrior just suffers from an inferiority complex which is understandable. He doesn't fully grasp the concept that while I may specialize in communications I can also employ an M3A3 or M1A2 in cavalry operations just as well as my fellow officers who specialize in said operations. Family Readiness newsletters? Nice try but a bit outside my lane. That's what we have a rear detachment commander for.

But enginerds are cool. Just ask 'em. Hell, they even have their own special little buttons they get to wear on their dress uniforms unlike everyone else in the Army. If that's not high speed I don't know what is!

So you went down to the motorpool and asked around until some troopies let you drive the M3 or M1 across the motorpool. You can employ an M1 from the west side of the motorpool to the east side of the motorpool, or did they let you ride with them over to the fuel point?
"Hey Sir, you are going to have to get off the track now"

IMHO, Engineers are nothing but the Infantry's beyotch.

[D-Day]

So you went down to the motorpool and asked around until some troopies let you drive the M3 or M1 across the motorpool.

Hey, it's a really big motorpool, ok? Shutup.

Actually... I did qualify on an M1 during tank table XII and cav table XIII gunnery in the TC position. We had the rounds to spare so I jumped at the opportunity. Of course I probably screwed myself... it the other TC ever gets killed I'm probably taking his place. 

IMHO, Engineers are nothing but the Infantry's beyotch.

You better hope Eric Stratton doesn't read this.

[Saniflush]

IMHO, Engineers are nothing but the Infantry's beyotch.

"Bangalore torpedoes to the front!"

[Godfather]

I'm lost

[Saniflush]

I'm lost

Civilian puke!

[Snaggletiger]

LOL...LMAO...ROTFLMAO.  You military types with all your playful banter about your guns and your tanks and your camo and all your abbreviations.

You really crack me up. 

[D-Day]

I'm lost

You're also a fag so what's your point?

[Saniflush]

You're also a fag so what's your point?

He's a lost fag?

[D-Day]

LOL...LMAO...ROTFLMAO.  You military types with all your playful banter about your guns and your tanks and your camo and all your abbreviations.

You really crack me up. 

And to think I let you use the term "ammo dump" in my presence. You're dead to me.

[D-Day]

He's a lost fag?

Excellent point.

[Snaggletiger]

War Monger.  I hate you and I'm reporting you to the Moderators.

Besides, we need to be talking about snatch anyway.

[Saniflush]

War Monger.  I hate you and I'm reporting you to the Moderators.

Besides, we need to be talking about snatch anyway.

You're here.  No need.  Double negative.

[Snaggletiger]

Yeah well, keep talkin' there Mr. Smarty Britches.  You just made the list too.

I'll be over at the Auburn porn thread if you need me.