One thing we can agree on

[Snaggletiger]

So, I go up to my girlfriend and say, "I'd like a little pussy."

She says, "Me, too.  Mine's as big as a house."

He's dug in there like an Alabama tic.

Hey man, you're bleedin'

I ain't got time to bleed.

You got time to duck?

[Godfather]

So, I go up to my girlfriend and say, "I'd like a little pussy."

She says, "Me, too.  Mine's as big as a house."

Like throw'n a hotdog down a hallway

[Godfather]

He's dug in there like an Alabama tic.

Hey man, you're bleedin'

I ain't got time to bleed.

You got time to duck?

You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

[Snaggletiger]

You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

There's something out there, Major.....and it ain't no man.

[Birmingham]

I am 39.  Born in 1970.  So unless I am the reincarnation of your momma, I wasn't seeing too much action in those decades...

You tell me to be more original and then you prove how much credibility you have by replying with "your momma".  I'm embarrassed for you.  Please stop trying to fit in with the guys, you suck at it.

[wesfau2]

You tell me to be more original and then you prove how much credibility you have by replying with "your momma".  I'm embarrassed for you.  Please stop trying to fit in with the guys, you suck at it.

Ha....I'm starting to warm up to this guy.

[Tiger Wench]

You tell me to be more original and then you prove how much credibility you have by replying with "your momma".  I'm embarrassed for you.  Please stop trying to fit in with the guys, you suck at it.

Just trying to get down to your level. 

And don't let wes fool you.  He secretly loves me too.  You and he have a lot in common.

[Birmingham]

Just trying to get down to your level.

And don't let wes fool you.  He secretly loves me too.  You and he have a lot in common.

Don't.  Guys don't want a woman to try and be on our level, likewise we make fun of guys that are on a woman's level.  When you walk into the locker room and start scratching at your jock it just makes things weird for the rest of us.  Then I'm the bad guy because I have to talk about your big vagina to break the tension.

[Tiger Wench]

Don't.  Guys don't want a woman to try and be on our level, likewise we make fun of guys that are on a woman's level.  When you walk into the locker room and start scratching at your jock it just makes things weird for the rest of us.  Then I'm the bad guy because I have to talk about your big vagina to break the tension.

Yep, you and wes have more in common than he would care to admit.  Poor guy (him, not you)

Besides, I have to be here.  My presence cancels out Taylor. 

[Saniflush]

Why someone has not taken this opportunity to break off some sexist James Bond I have no idea?