Speaking personally mine fit better on the keyboard than they do my ass. (plus they smell better for a longer period of time)
Ask and ye shall receive there Hogwally.
However, I have to say that I was of the same opinion for a long time. I have a teenage daughter who is da' master of text. I used to walk by her and say, "Just dial the digits and talk, for Christ sake". I never understood why you would choose a method of communication that takes 3X as long. But, having said that, once I started texting a few people, I saw the value in it. One huge benefit is saying what you have to say by being short and concise, without having to get into long, drawn out and boring ass conversations with people you don't really want to talk to...like Howard and Wes.