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Kermit found to be gay
« on: July 30, 2009, 12:34:06 PM »
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Re: Kermit found to be gay
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2009, 01:12:47 PM »
Bert and Ernie came out a long time ago.  Bert has a cone shaped head, maybe kermit found a use for it.
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Re: Kermit found to be gay
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2009, 02:41:27 PM »
This, more than anything else ever posted on this board, proves that around here, nothing is sacred.

You are all going to hell.
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Re: Kermit found to be gay
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2009, 02:47:16 PM »
I came up with sesame street first except I was gonna call it NWP.
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Re: Kermit found to be gay
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2009, 02:55:49 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 30, 2009, 02:41:27 PM
This, more than anything else ever posted on this board, proves that around here, nothing is sacred.

You are all going to hell.

Whose with me, let's go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Kermit found to be gay
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2009, 03:02:45 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on July 30, 2009, 12:34:06 PM
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Can you blame the guy? I mean the only girl interested in him was a fucking pig!
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Re: Kermit found to be gay
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2009, 03:04:47 PM »
That's what you call a gaper.

At least that's what Uncle Sani told me.
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Re: Kermit found to be gay
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2009, 03:15:17 PM »
Looks like Jumbo just initiated Kermit into TigersX
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Re: Kermit found to be gay
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2009, 03:18:19 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on July 30, 2009, 03:02:45 PM
Can you blame the guy? I mean the only girl interested in him was a fucking pig!

I think we all have been known to be with a pig.   (beer goggles)
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Re: Kermit found to be gay
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2009, 03:19:04 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 30, 2009, 02:41:27 PM
This, more than anything else ever posted on this board, proves that around here, nothing is sacred.

You are all going to hell.
Most of us are going to hell for so much other shit, this isn't even going to make the highlight reel.
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Re: Kermit found to be gay
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2009, 04:32:01 PM »
Thanks for this...I think I'll go post it on ITAT now.
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Re: Kermit found to be gay
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2009, 04:44:55 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 30, 2009, 04:32:01 PM
Thanks for this...I think I'll go post it on ITAT now.


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Re: Kermit found to be gay
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2009, 04:58:40 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on July 30, 2009, 03:18:19 PM
I think we all have been known to be with a pig.   (beer goggles)

Everyone needs to go hogging at least once in their life.
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Re: Kermit found to be gay
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2009, 01:37:35 AM »
Quote from: Argo on July 30, 2009, 04:58:40 PM
Everyone needs to go hogging at least once in their life.
ROWH TYDE!!!!
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Re: Kermit found to be gay
« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2009, 10:54:11 AM »
goatse.

Google it.
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Re: Kermit found to be gay
« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2009, 12:51:21 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on July 31, 2009, 10:54:11 AM
goatse.

Google it.

don't listen to this man.
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Re: Kermit found to be gay
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2009, 12:53:48 PM »
Quote from: Catphish Tilly on July 31, 2009, 12:51:21 PM
don't listen to this man.

Go ahead...pussy.

Then google "tubgirl".
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