Bama fan on WNSP

[Kaos]

A little after 6 a.m. First caller.

"I seen where Auburn graduates earn more than Alabama. What do yall think Nick Saban can do to fix that."

He was serious. 

[Snaggletiger]

Quite unfair expectations from the caller.  I don't care how much Saban screams and hollers, there's only so much that Wal Mart is ever going to pay to its greeters and cashiers.

[dallaswareagle]

Quite unfair expectations from the caller.  I don't care how much Saban screams and hollers, there's only so much that Wal Mart is ever going to pay to its greeters and cashiers.

Since when did they get a promotion?  OUt here in Texas they are the cart get guys.

[Snaggletiger]

Since when did they get a promotion?  OUt here in Texas they are the cart get guys.

We've got a huge Chicken Processing plant down here.  Big time employer for Tahd faithful.  I asked one lady what she did out there and she told me she was a "De-beaker"

Well, someone has to snatch the beaks off the birds.

[Snaggletiger]

During my daily 5-10 minutes of PF on my way home from work, I heard two callers.  One very simply said,

I been trying to git threw fer bout' 4 days now but you's always busy.

Well, glad you got through

Paul, I wont yer honest opinion.  Who you thank is better, McElroy or Jevon Snead?

Looonnng pause. (Even PF couldn't believe what this fuckhole was asking) If you're asking who I think will take their team farther, I'd have to say McElroy because I think Alabama is better than Ole Miss.  If you're asking who's the better QB, no question it's Snead.

Really?  Cause I wuz thankin' they's about neck and neck.

Let's go to Cletus calling from a Wal Mart in Gardendale.

[The Prowler]

During my daily 5-10 minutes of PF on my way home from work, I heard two callers.  One very simply said,

I been trying to git threw fer bout' 4 days now but you's always busy.

Well, glad you got through

Paul, I wont yer honest opinion.  Who you thank is better, McElroy or Jevon Snead?

Looonnng pause. (Even PF couldn't believe what this fuckhole was asking) If you're asking who I think will take their team farther, I'd have to say McElroy because I think Alabama is better than Ole Miss.  If you're asking who's the better QB, no question it's Snead.

Really?  Cause I wuz thankin' they's about neck and neck.

Let's go to Cletus calling from a Wal Mart in Gardendale.

I heard that today, that shit was hilarious.  hay paul, McEl Roy gots him a strong arm 'here paul, you seen 'em passes at duh a days game?  I thenk hes better 'han Wilson all reddie, paul.  Whut do you thank?