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What are the odds...
« on: July 20, 2009, 04:49:21 PM »
Here are some things to consider for the upcoming season.  Place your bets:

1) This will be Steve Spurrier's last year in Columbia.  3-1.

2) Tim Tebow will win his 2nd Heisman Trophy and 3rd National Championship. 50-1.

3) Houston Nutt will live up to expectations and be in competition for the NC in December.  25-1.

4) Alabama will end the season with 7 or fewer wins.  20-1.

5) Auburn will end the season with 8 or more wins.  20-1.

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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2009, 04:53:34 PM »
Here are some things to consider for the upcoming season.  Place your bets:

1) This will be Steve Spurrier's last year in Columbia.  3-1.

2) Tim Tebow will win his 2nd Heisman Trophy and 3rd National Championship. 50-1.

3) Houston Nutt will live up to expectations and be in competition for the NC in December.  25-1.

4) Alabama will end the season with 7 or fewer wins.  20-1.

5) Auburn will end the season with 8 or more wins.  20-1.



I would place my bets if I knew who the oddsmakers were.
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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2009, 05:01:34 PM »
1. Contingent on a successful season.  Even South Carolina fans get pissed eventually.

2. Not gonna' happen.  McCoy will be pimped beyond belief and barring an injury or complete flop, the trophy is his.

3. Nope.  Gotta' prove something, anything...first.  Beating TT doesn't count.  They had the brass ring in their sites and were deflated to be playing Ole Miss similar to Utah having to lower themselves to play Bammer. (Somehow..the Utes found the motivation)

4. Defense alone will get them 9-10.  Sorry Bishes!!!

5. Doable and more if a QB steps up.  If not...6 max.
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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2009, 10:23:29 AM »
I would place my bets if I knew who the oddsmakers were.

Me.

I made the whole thing up.
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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2009, 10:58:50 AM »
3) Houston Nutt will live up to expectations and be in competition for the NC in December.  25-1.

Isn't this what you barristers call a mutually exclusive statement?
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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2009, 11:09:15 AM »
Me.

I made the whole thing up.

OK.

1. $100

2. $20

3. $0

4. $0

5. $0

Should I make the check out to you?
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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2009, 11:41:08 AM »
OK.

1. $100

2. $20

3. $0

4. $0

5. $0

Should I make the check out to you?

I will put $20 on #2 and #5 also. Tell me where to send my $40...
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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2009, 12:01:33 PM »
3) Houston Nutt will live up to expectations and be in competition for the NC in December.  25-1.

Isn't this what you barristers call a mutually exclusive statement?

Depends on whose expectations we're considering.

I should have clarified:  Houston Nutt will live up to media expectations and be in competition for the NC in December.
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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2009, 12:48:21 PM »
I was in vegas last week and we had 100-1 odds on winning the MNC. I didn't want to jinx it, so I didn't take the bet.
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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2009, 01:08:52 PM »
Depends on whose expectations we're considering.

I should have clarified:  Houston Nutt will live up to media expectations and be in competition for the NC in December.

You taking my bets or not?
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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2009, 01:47:09 PM »
I got $50 on number 2 and 5...wes who do I make the $100 out to, and can you cover these bets?
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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2009, 02:01:16 PM »
I got $50 on number 2 and 5...wes who do I make the $100 out to, and can you cover these bets?

No, fucksticks, I'm not running a gambling operation.

It's just food for discussion, because you pissants are boring the shit out of me lately.
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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2009, 02:02:16 PM »
No, fucksticks, I'm not running a gambling operation.

It's just food for discussion, because you pissants are boring the shit out of me lately.
So, I'll take $50 on 2 & 5 as well.
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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2009, 02:46:42 PM »
Wes...you are all hat and no cattle...

You can talk the talk but can't walk the walk...

You can't put your money where your mouth is...

You suck....
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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2009, 03:06:34 PM »
Wes...you are all hat and no cattle...

You can talk the talk but can't walk the walk...

You can't put your money where your mouth is...

You suck....

As long as you don't call me Gene Chizik we'll have no problems.
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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2009, 03:28:29 PM »
As long as you don't call me Gene Chizik we'll have no problems.
Worst hire in College football history.
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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2009, 03:40:24 PM »
As long as you don't call me Gene Chizik we'll have no problems.

Gene Chizik could run an illegal gambling ring if he wanted to.
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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2009, 05:57:25 PM »
As long as you don't call me Gene Chizik we'll have no problems.
Whatever Gene.
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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2009, 06:05:04 PM »
Gene Chizik could run an illegal gambling ring if he wanted to.
and Prowler would give it 5 grills and a pimp cup.
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Re: What are the odds...
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2009, 06:08:19 PM »
and Prowler would give it 5 grills and a pimp cup.
No, if Coach Chizik is running the ring, that would be given 6 Grillz, a pimp cup and a Diamond rope chain with a pitbull medallion
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