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Another question for lawyer types

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Re: Another question for lawyer types
« Reply #20 on: July 15, 2009, 06:46:40 PM »
Quote from: AWK on July 15, 2009, 05:57:54 PM
What's plan C?
standing in the yard with a stripper in one hand and a shotgun in the other.
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Re: Another question for lawyer types
« Reply #21 on: July 15, 2009, 06:56:48 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on July 15, 2009, 06:46:40 PM
standing in the yard with a stripper in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

Well you know they are close cousins of state and county workers so when they show up just run outside tell them the forcast is for rain and you should be solid.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Another question for lawyer types
« Reply #22 on: July 15, 2009, 07:15:44 PM »
Easements...Eminent Domain's less intrusive little brother.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Another question for lawyer types
« Reply #23 on: July 15, 2009, 08:34:07 PM »
Quote from: AWK on July 15, 2009, 07:15:44 PM
Easements...Eminent Domain's less intrusive little brother.
I've been trying ease into some for awhile.
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Re: Another question for lawyer types
« Reply #24 on: July 16, 2009, 07:25:35 AM »
Quote from: Jumbo on July 15, 2009, 08:34:07 PM
I've been trying ease into some for awhile.
They don't want you in their little brother.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Another question for lawyer types
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2009, 05:28:52 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 16, 2009, 07:25:35 AM
They don't want you in their little brother.
Size doesn't matter.
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Re: Another question for lawyer types
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2009, 05:52:00 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on July 15, 2009, 12:30:31 PM
I yanked up the red flags and rubbed out the red dots. 

They're not digging my fucking yard up this week no matter what they say. 

 :popcorn:
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Re: Another question for lawyer types
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2009, 07:33:54 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 16, 2009, 05:52:00 PM
:popcorn:

Yeah Kevin how about a little update.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Another question for lawyer types
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2009, 10:05:46 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 17, 2009, 07:33:54 AM
Yeah Kevin how about a little update.

It's hard to post from jail.
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Re: Another question for lawyer types
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2009, 11:44:21 AM »
no orange, blue or yellow dots...?
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Re: Another question for lawyer types
« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2009, 11:59:38 AM »
Quote from: chinook on July 17, 2009, 11:44:21 AM
no orange, blue or yellow dots...?

It's a damn conspiracy.
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Re: Another question for lawyer types
« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2009, 06:05:08 PM »
5:04. 

No digging.  Red flags are gone.  Red dots mowed to extinction. 

Skillful negotiation and sheer obstinance prevails. 
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