Can suck a fat dick. It's bad enough that poker can be seen at any time of the day on an ESPN network, but listening to an in-depth ESPN discussion about Brock Lesnar's victory in last night's fight/match/whatever might just do me in.
NASCAR's a sport.
Poker is a sport.
Spelling Bee is a sport (although, I do watch it).
Now, beating the piss out of each other is a sport.
I know our pop culture is stuffed full of airheads, so I shouldn't be surprised.