Barn Billboard LMAO!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #60 on:** July 08, 2009, 05:01:38 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on July 08, 2009, 03:17:50 PM

I think hookers are the way to go.

17 year olds are bound to like hookers.

That is not outside teh box. Dumbose thought of that one already.

Saniflush · « **Reply #61 on:** July 09, 2009, 07:41:02 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 08, 2009, 05:01:38 PM

That is not outside teh box. Dumbose thought of that one already.

Well so did Colorado but I think they just backed Ralphie up to a glory hole.

wreckingball · « **Reply #62 on:** July 09, 2009, 12:01:59 PM »

Whats the deal with bammers calling us barners? Its not really that offensive which you think about the other option. I'd rather live in a barn than in a ghetto that smells like egg farts.

Godfather · « **Reply #63 on:** July 09, 2009, 12:31:33 PM »

Quote from: wreckingball on July 09, 2009, 12:01:59 PM

Whats the deal with bammers calling us barners? Its not really that offensive which you think about the other option. I'd rather live in a barn than in a ghetto that smells like egg farts.

Shhhh don't let them know that we don't care.

AUChizad · « **Reply #64 on:** July 09, 2009, 01:27:06 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on July 09, 2009, 12:31:33 PM

Shhhh don't let them know that we don't care.

Because we are the finest agricultural institution in the nation, in a bammer's small mind, that means we're all Farmer Joe milkin' cows and steppin' in pig shit.

I remember reading on a message board a long time ago, when a bammer kept throwing out "cow college", and an Auburn fan threw out a link to a census database that showed that Tuscaloosa County actually had more cattle than Lee County, at least at the time of this survey (some time in the last five years). I wish I had saved this link, because I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it myself, considering we have such a renowned agricultural school.

Saniflush · « **Reply #65 on:** July 09, 2009, 01:37:49 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on July 09, 2009, 01:27:06 PM

Because we are the finest agricultural institution in the nation, in a bammer's small mind, that means we're all Farmer Joe milkin' cows and steppin' in pig shit.

I remember reading on a message board a long time ago, when a bammer kept throwing out "cow college", and an Auburn fan threw out a link to a census database that showed that Tuscaloosa County actually had more cattle than Lee County, at least at the time of this survey (some time in the last five years). I wish I had saved this link, because I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it myself, considering we have such a renowned agricultural school.

That was over on the site that must not be named. I saw it as well.

Ask and ye shall receive.....

Condensed version:

Tuscaloosa county = 9549

Lee county = 7712

20% difference

These were 2002 figures so the figure could be more now since there is an inverse relationship between how good the tide does and how much sibling sex there is.
Thus with all those down years the cows in Tuscaloosa had a hell of a break from their owners and probably had sex to propagate their own species.

http://www2.ngdc.wvu.edu/soil_survey_atlas/al/al_cattle_500k.pdf

wesfau2 · « **Reply #66 on:** July 09, 2009, 01:53:10 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on July 09, 2009, 01:37:49 PM

That was over on the site that must not be named. I saw it as well.

Ask and ye shall receive.....

Condensed version:

Tuscaloosa county = 9549

Lee county = 7712

20% difference

These were 2002 figures so the figure could be more now since there is an inverse relationship between how good the tide does and how much sibling sex there is.
Thus with all those down years the cows in Tuscaloosa had a hell of a break from their owners and probably had sex to propagate their own species.

http://www2.ngdc.wvu.edu/soil_survey_atlas/al/al_cattle_500k.pdf

The most recent (2009) numbers have been released:

Lee Co.: 6700
Tuscaloosa: 10,500

http://www.nass.usda.gov/Statistics_by_State/Alabama/Publications/County_Estimates/index.asp

Thrilla · « **Reply #67 on:** July 09, 2009, 01:57:21 PM »

If you are a true barner you can explain to me why cattle numbers are measured in "head".

Saniflush · « **Reply #68 on:** July 09, 2009, 02:02:59 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on July 09, 2009, 01:53:10 PM

The most recent (2009) numbers have been released:

Lee Co.: 6700
Tuscaloosa: 10,500

http://www.nass.usda.gov/Statistics_by_State/Alabama/Publications/County_Estimates/index.asp

Up to 36%
Based on the inverse relationship of tahd success and sister sexing I expect those numbers to decrease again shortly.

AUChizad · « **Reply #69 on:** July 09, 2009, 02:23:01 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on July 09, 2009, 01:53:10 PM

The most recent (2009) numbers have been released:

Lee Co.: 6700
Tuscaloosa: 10,500

http://www.nass.usda.gov/Statistics_by_State/Alabama/Publications/County_Estimates/index.asp

Hay:
Lee County:
3,900 Acres Harvested

Tuscaloosa County:
12,000 Acres Harvested

Man, we are just a bunch of barners here in Awbarn. Mooo Ag-Ewe!

wesfau2 · « **Reply #70 on:** July 09, 2009, 02:29:30 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on July 09, 2009, 02:23:01 PM

Hay:
Lee County:
3,900 Acres Harvested

Tuscaloosa County:
12,000 Acres Harvested

Man, we are just a bunch of barners here in Awbarn. Mooo Ag-Ewe!

I can hear them churning out T-shirts in honor of a couple more championships.

Thrilla · « **Reply #71 on:** July 09, 2009, 02:40:16 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on July 09, 2009, 02:23:01 PM

Hay:
Lee County:
3,900 Acres Harvested

Tuscaloosa County:
12,000 Acres Harvested

Man, we are just a bunch of barners here in Awbarn. Mooo Ag-Ewe!

Quote

SITTIN ON A QUARTER 'P OF HAY
THANGS IS FEELIN GOOD TODAY.
I'M TORE UP,FROM THE FLOOR UP
SIPPIN ON SOME CROWN ROYAL.
TRIPPIN,IN A CIRCLE OF WOOD
WHERE EVERYBODY SMOKE THEY OWN BUD.
GOOD OLE' HAY
HOW YOU FEEL TODAY?
FINE,BLOWED AND DANDY.
SILLY LIKE I'M HYPE OFF CANDY.
GOTTA BIG,THICK CHIC NAMED SANDY.
IN THE FARM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BARN
WHERE EVERYBODY'S FEELIN CRAZY.
I WENT TO VISIT GRANNY'S HOUSE.
NOW I SEE WHY DON'T NOBODY LEAVE.
WE CONSTANTLY,CONSTANTLY,CONSTANTLY SMOKIN B'S.
TOO BLITZED TO EVEN SHAKE IT OFF
BUT I STILL GOT MY HEAD UP.
COLDHARD FINNA GO IN THE BACK OF THE BARN
AND GET MY BIG BLACK PETER SUCKED
PASS THE HAY YOU SILLY SLUT,
BLAZE IT UP SO I CAN HIT THAT BUD.
GIT ME ZONED AND I'LL BE ON.
CUZ I LOVE TO SMOKE UPON HAY.

(CHORUS)
SMOKIN ON
HAAAYY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BARN.
SMOKIN ON
HAAAYY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BARN.

THE HAY GOT ME GOIN THROUGH A STAGE
AND I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH.
SMOKIN EVERYDAY
I GOT SOME HAY
AND YOU KNOW I'M FINNA ROLL IT UP.
MAKE A CLOUD
I'M GONNA TAKE MY MIND AWAY FROM ALL THE
BULLCRAP.
BUMP MY SOUNDS
LAY BACK AND ROLL
MACK TO THE FREAKS THAT'S ON THE ROAD.
SOMETIMES I WONDER
WHEN I WAS BLOWED ON THE STREETS.
ANYBODY WANNA STEP TO ME,
I'MA SEE HOW ROUGH THEY BE.
IN THIS SESSION,MANIFESTING
ON MYP'S AND Q'S
NEVER SNOOZE CAUSE I REFUSE.
INHALE,EXHALE THE SMELL.
SMOKIN HAY ALL BY MYSELF.
WILDSTLE,LAUGHIN LOUD.
WIT MY HOMIES BY MY SIDE.
IF SOMETHIN OFF LET IT RIDE.
ON MY SQUARE WHEN TIME IS LIVE.
EVERYBODY THROW IT UP
GO TO THE BARN AND GET SOME HAY.
WHEN I GET MY CHOKE ON.
FOOL YOU KNOW I'M SMOKIN ON......

HAY NOW HAY
WE SMOKIN UP HAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BARN
AND I'M LIT UP
CAN'T GET UP
MY EYES ARE RED
AND MY HEAD IS SPINNIN.
TOOK ANOTHER PULL
RIDIN RED BULL
GOT THE GOOFIES, CAN'T STOP GRINNIN.
GOT A POSSE FULL OF HOES PLAYIN IN MY BRAIDS
AND WE BOUT TO GET IN EM.
OVER YONDER IS THE BARN WHERE THE PALS BE AT
AND EVERYTHING FUNNY.
GOTTA PAUSE SOME NIGGA TRYIN' TO BLOW MY HIGH
SMOKIN ALL THAT HAY WITH NO MONEY.
NOW TRULY THIS BITCH WANNA DO ME
SO I HIT THE 151 BACARDI
SHE HIGH LIKE THE SUN
THICK LIKE CORNBREAD,AND I'M READY TO PARTY.
THAT HAY GOT ME SO GOTDAMN HORNY
BUT I DON'T LIKE THAT TRAMP.
THE WHOLE REASON I'M POPPIN THAT COOCHIE
CAUSE THE HOE HAD A BOOK OF FOODSTAMPS.
AND I GOT THE MUNCHIES
I NEED SOUL FOOD.
COLLARD GREENS OR PINTO BEANS.
IF YOU SMOKE HAY LIKE THE CONFLICT DO,
THEN YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL I MEAN.

(CHORUS)

ROLLIN DOWN THE BLOCK
CAR FULL OF FLIES AND THE FLIES TRIED TO RISE UP OUT DAT DORR CRACK.
GOT MY NIGGAS IN THE BARN SMOKIN ON THAT
HAY STACK
BACK UP ON THE SCENE FROM SMOKIN HERB,
I CREEPED UP ON THE WALL AND ALL I HEARD.
WAS A BUD OF MINE WHO DROPPED A NEEDLE IN
THE HAY
WITH A FUNKY DIME WORD.
COULDN'T BE MYSELF
COULDN'T SMOKE WIT NOBODY ELSE
IF I DIDN'T PASS IT TO THE LEFT.
NIGGA WOULD HAVE LOST MY BREATH.
OPEN UP THE WINDOW 'FORE I FALL AND FAINT
BUT I CAN'T
CAUSE I ROLL AROUND IN DAT BARN RIDE.
ROLLIN UP THE HOOTIE HOO
ROUGHEST SKIN ROLLER ON DAT WEST SIDE.
NIGGA COME ON IN
I GOT SOME HAY
WON'T YOU CLOSE DAT BARN DOOR
NIGGA WHAT YOU LET THEM FLIES OUT FOR?
AIN'T NOBODY TO RICH, WE POOR.
LETTIN ALL THE CONTACT SMOKE UP IN THE BARN
THE FLIES KEEP US CHOKIN.
THANK YOU JESUS CHRIST
FOR ALL THE HAY YOU'RE GIVIN US
CAUSE WE'LL KEEP ON SMOKIN'.

(CHORUS)

wreckingball · « **Reply #72 on:** July 09, 2009, 03:42:48 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on July 09, 2009, 01:57:21 PM

If you are a true barner you can explain to me why cattle numbers are measured in "head".

Bull cock.

BZ770 · « **Reply #73 on:** July 09, 2009, 09:36:19 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on July 08, 2009, 07:28:52 AM

Impossible. Nobody with any decency lives anywhere near there. No self-respecting human would be caught dead in that area. Certainly no one who'd aspire to a college education.

rws? You done lost your mind.

I live in midtown which is a few blocks from Murphy High and it's 99% European with many Auburn Alums as friends and neighbors. Which is about 1 mile East of Wings. So lots of decent people do live close to that billboard.

AWK · « **Reply #74 on:** July 09, 2009, 11:23:26 PM »

Quote from: BZ770 on July 09, 2009, 09:36:19 PM

I live in midtown which is a few blocks from Murphy High and it's 99% European with many Auburn Alums as friends and neighbors. Which is about 1 mile East of Wings. So lots of decent people do live close to that billboard.

But...But...BUT IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!!!!!!!

ggraf71 · « **Reply #75 on:** July 10, 2009, 03:00:10 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on July 09, 2009, 01:57:21 PM

If you are a true barner you can explain to me why cattle numbers are measured in "head".

Because a cow without a head is considered "steak".

Ranger12 · « **Reply #76 on:** July 10, 2009, 10:49:04 PM »

Yeah, the ignorant inbred that started this thread really has one up on us with that humor he finds in that billboard. The fact that he apparently has no life and has to come over to an AU board to post about it is not near as funny as that billboard. :eyeroll:

JR4AU · « **Reply #77 on:** July 11, 2009, 10:20:01 AM »

Quote from: #1Bammer on July 07, 2009, 02:09:26 PM

God the barn is pathetic!!

Yea, if I was a recruit this billboard would make me go to the cow college!

I find it amazing you fucking stupid fuckers will make fun of ANYTHING Auburn. You and yours are pathetic pieces of shit.

JR4AU · « **Reply #78 on:** July 11, 2009, 10:23:30 AM »

Quote from: number1bammer on July 07, 2009, 02:16:25 PM

This should land them a cpl of 2 stars

I love the way you fucking dumb fucks say certain marketing works on 2 stars, and others work on 5 stars....you don't have a clue how fucking stupid you are do you? Do you jack off to stars?

RWS · « **Reply #79 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:48:50 PM »

http://blog.al.com/goldmine/2009/07/auburn_football_kick_offs_bill.html

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Auburn football may soon be appearing on a roadway near you, that is if you're driving around Birmingham, Mobile and Atlanta.
Billboards promoting Auburn are going up today and tomorrow in a marketing campaign in conjunction with Auburn ISP Sports Network. The message is clean and right out of the fight song: Fearless and True, it says, with a helmet raised. It also says, ``Choose Auburn.''

Auburn officials said they chose those three cities for the billboards because of the large alumni base. A billboard on Rocky Ridge Road in Vestavia was up Tuesday.

``These billboards in strategically selected markets show our commitment to continuing to look for innovative ways to promote Auburn football and enhance the Auburn brand,'' Athletics Director Jay Jacobs said in a statement. ``The billboards will also promote and support the mission of Auburn University in general, complementing other recent investments such as the establishment of the Shug Jordan Professorship and other initiatives to come."