Tennessee is gay as hell, damn!

[Birmingham]

Could they be any gayer?  This is from their new photoshoot.

[Birmingham]

Man oh man, here's the video.  Ouch!

http://www.volunteertv.com/video/?clipId=3998498&clipFormat=flv&topVideoCatNo=18377

[Argo]

That coaching staff is by far the lamest in the conference.  Maybe in the country.

[Buzz Killington]

Sooooo...those aren't the new jerseys?

[AUTailgatingRules]

Sooooo...those aren't the new jerseys?

That's the car they are offering new recruits.  UAT just thought Chargers were cool.

[Godfather]

Could they be any gayer?  This is from their new photoshoot.

I don't get it, what does the car have to do with it?

[Argo]

I don't get it, what does the car have to do with it?

Don't pay attention to the car.  It's meaningless, simply a reason for Kiffin and Coach O to get another picture of his guys with their shirts off.

[Kaos]

The chains are going to be a problem.

Remember when Barkley posed with chains on for SI?  

Jesse, Al and the rest of the Funky Bunch got in on that slavery action.  

If I were recruiting against Tennessee, I'd carry around a photo of the black guy in chains to show to recruits.


This photo also reminds me of an old Saturday Night Live skit because of the way they're all gazing at some unidentified something. 

"What is that thing?" 
"I don't know, but I'm not gonna touch it."
"What the hell IS that thing?"

[Tiger Wench]

The chains are going to be a problem.

Remember when Barkley posed with chains on for SI? 

Jesse, Al and the rest of the Funky Bunch got in on that slavery action. 

If I were recruiting against Tennessee, I'd carry around a photo of the black guy in chains to show to recruits.

Had the same thought.  Even if the reference was "rabid pitbull in chains" - see Vick, Michael...

[wesfau2]

The chains are going to be a problem.

Remember when Barkley posed with chains on for SI?  

Jesse, Al and the rest of the Funky Bunch got in on that slavery action.  

If I were recruiting against Tennessee, I'd carry around a photo of the black guy in chains to show to recruits.

Didn't Jawja do some homo-erotic picture with the oily kids?  Some of them were holding chains.

Didn't Urban make some kids haul chains up and down the stadium stairs as punishment?

Didn't hear any outcry over those.

[AUChizad]

Could they be any gayer?  This is from their new photoshoot.

Reason #3,458 why I'd rather have Chizik than Kiffen.

[RWS]

Reason #3,458 why I'd rather have Chizik than Kiffen.

Actually, this seems like its right up Chizik's alley.....if they were eating pie or watermelon during the shoot.

[Snaggletiger]

So I'm flipping channels a couple of nights ago.  Some movie is on and the first thing I see is a bunch of Texas A&M football players walking in the locker room.  Normally, seeing men in a locker room doesn't get me aroused...but it was late, the wife was out of town, I'd been drinking and had a big bag of Cheetoes and...but I digress.

Anyway, turns out it some musical with "Football players" dancing around and singing in the locker room after they get undressed and popping each other with towels and shit.  It was that train wreck you had to watch for a minute (or 20) just to go, "Who the fuck thought this ghey shit up?"  I saw this picture of the UT players and thought about that movie.  Yep...as the title of the thread suggests...Tennessee is gay as hell.     

[Snaggletiger]

FOUND IT!!!  Yo, UT...this is you...gheeeeyyyyyy. (Actually, it's from The Best Little Whoirehouse in Texas)

[War Eagle!!!]

FOUND IT!!!  Yo, UT...this is you...gheeeeyyyyyy. (Actually, it's from The Best Little Whoirehouse in Texas)

That takes me back to my playing days at Troy. I was actually shocked when after the first game I dressed out at, after the game the guys broke into singing and dancing and undressing each other...good times...

[Snaggletiger]

That takes me back to my playing days at Troy. I was actually shocked when after the first game I dressed out at, after the game the guys broke into singing and dancing and undressing each other...good times...

Oh those wacky Freshman hazings.

[The Prowler]

FOUND IT!!!  Yo, UT...this is you...gheeeeyyyyyy. (Actually, it's from The Best Little Whoirehouse in Texas)

*Does that towel boy not look like Lame Kiffin?*

Ahhh, the good 'ole days.  Reminds me of my playing days at UWA, well aside from the dancing, the shower embracing, having Lame Kiffin as our towel boy and there only being a few black players in that video....other than that.