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Re: Ok Ok!!
« Reply #20 on: January 04, 2008, 10:16:45 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 04, 2008, 10:12:46 AM
You are SUCH a piece of shit.  Are you going to crank that one out every time another woman joins this internet cesspool?  Still doesn't change the fact that I am the original uberbitch around here.  Get over it. 

Besides, how would YOU know a woman's touch is nice?

Welcome tigercourt.  I for one am glad to have ANOTHER woman around here to dilute the raging tesosterone that is leaking out of every post these losers make.  I think you and I can make some Concourse contributions of our own, no?  Can't let the guys have ALL the fun.

Jen, Jen, Jen...

He was using his best patter and you slammed the door on his head.  "It's nice to have a woman's touch" is on par with "come her often", "what's your sign" and "are your legs tired because you've been running through my dreams all day"  

I'm going to go on record here and state that if I see man-nipples or crotch bulges in the Concourse, I might hurl.  Men should be paunchy and fully clothed.
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Re: Ok Ok!!
« Reply #21 on: January 04, 2008, 10:26:15 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 04, 2008, 10:12:46 AM
You are SUCH a piece of shit.  Are you going to crank that one out every time another woman joins this internet cesspool?  Still doesn't change the fact that I am the original uberbitch around here.  Get over it. 

Besides, how would YOU know a woman's touch is nice?

A woo wooooooooooo.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Ok Ok!!
« Reply #22 on: January 04, 2008, 10:29:51 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on January 04, 2008, 10:16:45 AM
Jen, Jen, Jen...

He was using his best patter and you slammed the door on his head.  "It's nice to have a woman's touch" is on par with "come her often", "what's your sign" and "are your legs tired because you've been running through my dreams all day"
If that's his best patter, his wife is either deaf or stupid.

Quote from: Kaos on January 04, 2008, 10:16:45 AM
I'm going to go on record here and state that if I see man-nipples or crotch bulges in the Concourse, I might hurl.
Then you may want to avoid the Concourse thread today.   :drool:

Quote from: Kaos on January 04, 2008, 10:16:45 AM
Men should be paunchy and fully clothed.
Are you and Howard and Randall going to do some Concourse shots too?
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Re: Ok Ok!!
« Reply #23 on: January 04, 2008, 10:37:15 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 04, 2008, 10:29:51 AM
Are you and Howard and Randall going to do some Concourse shots too?

Honey if it were 20 years ago when I was in the Corps it would be something to see.  Now I am afraid it would just be MORE to see.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Ok Ok!!
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2008, 11:11:43 AM »
The toesucker strikes again, God I'm glad that there are actually two females on the board.  It sucked for a while when Howard and Brian volunteered to play the part of psuedo boyfriend/girlfriend  :fag: 
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Re: Ok Ok!!
« Reply #25 on: January 04, 2008, 12:01:34 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 04, 2008, 10:37:15 AM
Honey if it were 20 years ago when I was in the Corps it would be something to see.  Now I am afraid it would just be MORE to see.
Don't sell yourself short Howard those days were not long ago.
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Re: Ok Ok!!
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2008, 12:24:31 PM »
Quote from: autigercourt on January 03, 2008, 07:23:52 PM
After many requests...I finally found my way over to this board...Looking forward to some interesting conversations!!
What he said....
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« Reply #27 on: January 04, 2008, 12:26:26 PM »
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Ok Ok!!
« Reply #28 on: January 04, 2008, 01:36:07 PM »
I don't have to use smooth pick up lines.  I've got a penis.

No wait, my wife made me leave it at home today.  Damn. 

Can I get moderated for saying damn.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Ok Ok!!
« Reply #29 on: January 04, 2008, 02:20:37 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on January 04, 2008, 01:36:07 PM
I don't have to use smooth pick up lines.  I've got a penis.

No wait, my wife made me leave it at home today.  Damn. 

Can I get moderated for saying damn.

No, but you can be banned for lying about you ever possessing a penis.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Ok Ok!!
« Reply #30 on: January 04, 2008, 02:54:27 PM »
My wife keeps it in a jar on her desk at work any time I go out of town. 
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Ok Ok!!
« Reply #31 on: January 04, 2008, 03:02:16 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on January 04, 2008, 02:54:27 PM
My wife keeps it in a baby food jar on her desk at work any time I go out of town. 
Fixed that for you.
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Re: Ok Ok!!
« Reply #32 on: January 04, 2008, 03:04:54 PM »
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« Reply #33 on: January 04, 2008, 03:21:11 PM »
Quote from: AWK on January 04, 2008, 12:26:26 PM
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sorry, it's this damn A.D.D.  :bounce:
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Re: Ok Ok!!
« Reply #34 on: January 04, 2008, 03:41:23 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 04, 2008, 03:02:16 PM
Fixed that for you.

The force is stronger in this one than I initially realized. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Ok Ok!!
« Reply #35 on: January 04, 2008, 03:51:36 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 04, 2008, 03:41:23 PM
The force is stronger in this one than I initially realized. 
Never underestimate the power of the Goddess... or that power shall be unleashed upon thee.
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Re: Ok Ok!!
« Reply #36 on: January 04, 2008, 04:58:34 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on January 04, 2008, 03:02:16 PM
Fixed that for you.

I'd just been swimming.  Women know about shrinkage.......DON'T THEY????
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Ok Ok!!
« Reply #37 on: January 04, 2008, 05:04:12 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on January 04, 2008, 04:58:34 PM
I'd just been swimming.  Women know about shrinkage.......DON'T THEY????
And hey! Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!
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Re: Ok Ok!!
« Reply #38 on: January 04, 2008, 05:13:58 PM »
Damnit!!
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Ok Ok!!
« Reply #39 on: January 04, 2008, 05:21:45 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl:

Man, I've got to meet you fools one of these days....  Shit I travel to all your areas...   
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