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John Hinckley to be released

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John Hinckley to be released
« on: June 26, 2009, 01:08:28 PM »
Release Expected

You may recall John Hinckley, a seriously deranged young man, who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s.  Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster.  Extremely jealous, in his twisted mind he "loved" Jodie Foster and felt a compulsion to make himself known to her.  to this end, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There's strong evidence Hinckley may soon be released as 'rehabilitated'.

Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from Sen. John McCain forwarded to the mental facility treating Hinckley .


 

Dear Mr. Hinckley:
 
In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a bi-partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout America .  We're confident you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man..


Best Wishes,
Sen. John McCain


PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.



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Re: John Hinckley to be released
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 01:12:29 PM »
Release Expected

You may recall John Hinckley, a seriously deranged young man, who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s.  Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster.  Extremely jealous, in his twisted mind he "loved" Jodie Foster and felt a compulsion to make himself known to her.  to this end, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There's strong evidence Hinckley may soon be released as 'rehabilitated'.

Consequently, you may appreciate the following letter from Sen. John McCain forwarded to the mental facility treating Hinckley .


 

Dear Mr. Hinckley:
 
In our fine country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is a bi-partisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness throughout America .  We're confident you will soon make a complete recovery and return to your family to join the world again as a healthy and productive young man..


Best Wishes,
Sen. John McCain


PS: While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want to look into that.





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Re: John Hinckley to be released
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2009, 01:25:44 PM »
That had just a small tone of wrongness associated with it.




very small.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: John Hinckley to be released
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 08:07:52 PM »
Love it!
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Re: John Hinckley to be released
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 08:31:01 PM »
Hinkley can't hit shit. We would all be millionaires if he was half the shot that Lee Harvey was.
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