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« on: June 26, 2009, 12:02:53 PM »
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Re: LoLz
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 12:07:26 PM »
I got one response.... :jaw:
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: LoLz
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2009, 12:09:28 PM »
You got yourselves a winner there, Georgia.

What a dipshit for not realizing that what you post to someone's public facebook wall might be seen by someone.
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Re: LoLz
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 12:21:03 PM »
Question: If the NCAA saw this, how much does it actually take to say, "Okay, Georgia paid this kid.  Get the PLOI ready."

Look, here's the guy openly stating he got paid.  There's no room for spin or interpretation.  Any reasonable person would look at that and go, "Damn, the kids admitting to getting paid to play."
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Re: LoLz
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 12:22:57 PM »
Question: If the NCAA saw this, how much does it actually take to say, "Okay, Georgia paid this kid.  Get the PLOI ready."

Look, here's the guy openly stating he got paid.  There's no room for spin or interpretation.  Any reasonable person would look at that and go, "Damn, the kids admitting to getting paid to play."

Unless it was one of dem Engeneers from dat school in Atlanta that created a fake facebook account...
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Re: LoLz
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 12:33:10 PM »
Question: If the NCAA saw this, how much does it actually take to say, "Okay, Georgia paid this kid.  Get the PLOI ready."

Look, here's the guy openly stating he got paid.  There's no room for spin or interpretation.  Any reasonable person would look at that and go, "Damn, the kids admitting to getting paid to play."

To me it could easily be read to mean he got paid mulitiple times, by multiple teams. 
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Re: LoLz
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 12:34:31 PM »
To me it could easily be read to mean he got paid mulitiple times, by multiple teams. 
That's how I read it.
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Re: LoLz
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 12:44:39 PM »
The UGA fans are saying no one can prove it was actually Marlon Brown that posted that.  His account could have been hacked or a friend might have gotten on and posted it. 

Either way.  HILARITY HAS ENSUED.   
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Re: LoLz
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 12:46:32 PM »
That's how I read it.

I never said I was a reasonable person....sooo I read it the way you guys do. 

Yeah, that's it.
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Re: LoLz
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 12:54:56 PM »
Get dem paperz while you can playa, Dats how I roll.
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Re: LoLz
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 01:08:24 PM »
I never said I was a reasonable person....sooo I read it the way you guys do. 

Yeah, that's it.

The "reasonable person" is mythical anyway.
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 01:10:06 PM »
The UGA fans are saying no one can prove it was actually Marlon Brown that posted that.  His account could have been hacked or a friend might have gotten on and posted it. 

Either way.  HILARITY HAS ENSUED.   

Any computer geek could figure it out if they had his pooter.
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Re: LoLz
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2009, 04:50:50 PM »
Who the hell needs access to his computer to fark this up?  This took 7 minutes.

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Re: LoLz
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2009, 04:53:20 PM »
Who the hell needs access to his computer to fark this up?  This took 7 minutes.



I take it that Kristin Saulsberry is an ex-girlfriend of Chopper.
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Re: LoLz
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2009, 06:31:55 PM »
I take it that Kristin Saulsberry is an ex-girlfriend of Chopper.

She was stinky.   :bowl:
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Re: LoLz
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2009, 12:25:16 AM »
Damn kids... seriously?  Balogna?  Everyone around MY age knows that my bologna has a first name... and a second name... and has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A...

Ya dorks...
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Re: LoLz
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2009, 12:58:39 AM »
Tiger wench, you need to understand something.  You can talk shit all you want, I don't belong here not because you and your filth won't except me but because I don't want to belong.  That you talk to me with authority is a game that we both know you are playing and that we both know I allow you to play.  So talk shit to me again, I don't mind.  Be the dominatrices, but never forget who wears the pants in our relationship.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2009, 12:59:38 AM by Birmingham »
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Re: LoLz
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2009, 02:34:42 AM »
Tiger wench, you need to understand something.  You can talk shit all you want, I don't belong here not because you and your filth won't except me but because I don't want to belong.  That you talk to me with authority is a game that we both know you are playing and that we both know I allow you to play.  So talk shit to me again, I don't mind.  Be the dominatrices, but never forget who wears the pants in our relationship.

Oooh, the bammer seems to have a very active fantasy life.  Guess you have to have something when you live in your mother's basement...  

Honey, what part of "fuck you, dickhead" makes you think we have any kind of relationship?  When I do lower myself to respond to you, you are damn right it is with authority.  That's how someone should speak to her inferiors.  

If you are wearing pants, (which I doubt you are as they are seldom required attire in a basement bachelor pad) but for the sake of argument, if you were wearing pants and we "did" have a "relationship", then the only place you would be wearing them is around your ankles.   Careful not to trip. 

In any event, you need to recognize that you and your "balogna" couldn't hang with me, little man.  

So sod off, dickhead.
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Re: LoLz
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2009, 08:25:10 AM »
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Oooh, the bammer seems to have a very active fantasy life.  Guess you have to have something when you live in your mother's basement... 

Honey, what part of "fuck you, dickhead" makes you think we have any kind of relationship?  When I do lower myself to respond to you, you are damn right it is with authority.  That's how someone should speak to her inferiors. 

If you are wearing pants, (which I doubt you are as they are seldom required attire in a basement bachelor pad) but for the sake of argument, if you were wearing pants and we "did" have a "relationship", then the only place you would be wearing them is around your ankles.   Careful not to trip.

In any event, you need to recognize that you and your "balogna" couldn't hang with me, little man. 

So sod off, dickhead.

translation... I got it bad for you, bammer.
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Re: LoLz
« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2009, 08:39:47 AM »
translation... I got it bad for you, bammer.

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