Somewhere, Macaulay Culkin is crying.

Ogre · « **on:** June 25, 2009, 05:51:36 PM »

Michael Jackson has passed away.

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Michael Jackson Dies
Posted Jun 25th 2009 5:20PM by TMZ Staff
We've just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50.

Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon and paramedics were unable to revive him. We're told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.

Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II.

Jackson had 13 number one hits during his solo career.

Story developing...

Tarheel · « **Reply #1 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:01:28 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on June 25, 2009, 05:51:36 PM

Michael Jackson has passed away.

Well...that was the third death...if you can trust "TMZ" as a source:

http://www.tmz.com/2009/06/25/michael-jackson-dies-death-dead-cardiac-arrest/

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=5977.0

What the hell am I doing keeping up with fucking celebrity news anyway?

Ogre · « **Reply #2 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:06:25 PM »

Good point. It's being reported on CNN and other websites that he was rushed to the hospital, but no word on his condition. TMZ is the only one reporting that he's dead. We'll all know in a matter of hours.

Kaos · « **Reply #3 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:22:49 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on June 25, 2009, 06:06:25 PM

Good point. It's being reported on CNN and other websites that he was rushed to the hospital, but no word on his condition. TMZ is the only one reporting that he's dead. We'll all know in a matter of hours.

TMZ is out on the Prowler limb.

AUChizad · « **Reply #4 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:33:56 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on June 25, 2009, 06:22:49 PM

TMZ is out on the Prowler limb.

They did report that Tupac is alive.

But I believe that.

Kaos · « **Reply #5 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:41:57 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on June 25, 2009, 06:33:56 PM

They did report that Tupac is alive.

But I believe that.

Tupac is alive. He's got a robot body.

Mike, though? Seems like he's dead. Like dead, man. Not Paul is dead dead, but like Elvis dead. No, that's not right. Elvis lives on that island with Bear Bryant and John Kennedy. They play golf every day. Mikey's dead like Hitler dead. Oh, wait. Hitler? Anybody really see the body? I think that old fuck lives in my neighborhood. Michael's dead like Strom Thurmond dead. Wait. Is he dead? He died like 50 years ago, right?

Maybe there's something to all those damn Gadsden rumors after all.... nah.

JR4AU · « **Reply #6 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:45:37 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on June 25, 2009, 06:41:57 PM

Tupac is alive. He's got a robot body.

Mike, though? Seems like he's dead. Like dead, man. Not Paul is dead dead, but like Elvis dead. No, that's not right. Elvis lives on that island with Bear Bryant and John Kennedy. They play golf every day. Mikey's dead like Hitler dead. Oh, wait. Hitler? Anybody really see the body? I think that old fuck lives in my neighborhood. Michael's dead like Strom Thurmond dead. Wait. Is he dead? He died like 50 years ago, right?

Maybe there's something to all those damn Gadsden rumors after all.... nah.

Fox News reports...

Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon all died today. They say they come in threes. On the same day?

ggraf71 · « **Reply #7 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:46:58 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on June 25, 2009, 06:06:25 PM

Good point. It's being reported on CNN and other websites that he was rushed to the hospital, but no word on his condition. TMZ is the only one reporting that he's dead. We'll all know in a matter of hours.

He's molesting angels now.

Kaos · « **Reply #8 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:49:12 PM »

Quote from: ggraf71 on June 25, 2009, 06:46:58 PM

He's molesting angels now.

BAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA....

Best line of the century.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #9 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:49:55 PM »

That's ignorant.

Kaos · « **Reply #10 on:** June 25, 2009, 06:56:48 PM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on June 25, 2009, 06:49:55 PM

That's ignorant.

You're right. Child molesters probably don't go where angels are.

He's molesting imps now.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #11 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:00:55 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on June 25, 2009, 06:56:48 PM

You're right. Child molesters probably don't go where angels are.

He's molesting imps now.

That's just ignorant. You're all ignorant.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #12 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:54:16 PM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on June 25, 2009, 06:49:55 PM

That's ignorant.

Major league Southpark spek.

AWK · « **Reply #13 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:07:58 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on June 25, 2009, 06:56:48 PM

You're right. Child molesters probably don't go where angels are.

He's molesting imps now.

Someone doesn't watch the boob tube.

DnATL · « **Reply #14 on:** June 25, 2009, 09:22:00 PM »

Quote from: ggraf71 on June 25, 2009, 06:46:58 PM

He's molesting angels now.

Only the cherubim

Jumbo · « **Reply #15 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:31:58 PM »

Mike had nothing left to do, except Beat It.

Talon · « **Reply #16 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:12:21 AM »

Epitaph:

Darkness Falls Across The Land
The Midnight Hour Is Close At Hand
Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood
To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighborhood
And Whosoever Shall Be Found
Without The Soul For Getting Down
Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell
And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell
The Foulest Stench Is In The Air
The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years
And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb
Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom
And Though You Fight To Stay Alive
Your Body Starts To Shiver
For No Mere Mortal Can Resist
The Evil Of The Thriller

AUChizad · « **Reply #17 on:** June 26, 2009, 12:33:35 AM »

Quote from: JR4AU on June 25, 2009, 06:45:37 PM

Fox News reports...

Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon all died today. They say they come in threes. On the same day?

McMahon died Monday night. But still.

Kaos · « **Reply #18 on:** June 26, 2009, 08:09:24 AM »

Preliminary autopsy reports are in. He did not die of a heart attack as originally thought. He actually died of food poisioning.

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He choked on a 12 year old weiner.

Saniflush · « **Reply #19 on:** June 26, 2009, 09:00:45 AM »

I heard in honor of him, all little boys will have their pants lowered to half mast today.