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To save AUTR the trouble...
« on: June 18, 2009, 01:58:37 PM »
Let's just get to the heart of what you're really asking with all these threads lately:


HOW MUCH YA BENCH?
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Re: To save AUTR the trouble...
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2009, 03:17:52 PM »
Let's just get to the heart of what you're really asking with all these threads lately:


HOW MUCH YA BENCH?

Could not tell you, last time I got under a weight bar was probably in college.  Maxed out at about 225.
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Re: To save AUTR the trouble...
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2009, 03:32:05 PM »
Let's just get to the heart of what you're really asking with all these threads lately:


HOW MUCH YA BENCH?

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That might be considered work.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: To save AUTR the trouble...
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2009, 03:41:13 PM »
Let's just get to the heart of what you're really asking with all these threads lately:


HOW MUCH YA BENCH?

Back in the day, I maxed out at 345.  Today, it's all I can do to lift the wife off of me.
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Re: To save AUTR the trouble...
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2009, 03:43:02 PM »
Back in the day, I maxed out at 345.  Today, it's all I can do to lift the wife off of me.

Huh.  How bout that?  I can't hardly get her off of me either.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: To save AUTR the trouble...
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2009, 06:21:13 PM »
Back in the day, I maxed out at 345.  Today, it's all I can do to lift the wife off of me.

So your bench max has gone up?  Congrats.
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Re: To save AUTR the trouble...
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2009, 06:21:51 PM »
Senior year of high school - 315 pounds. 

Today - 15 push ups. 
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Re: To save AUTR the trouble...
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2009, 08:55:29 AM »
This thread was a joke, by the way.
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Re: To save AUTR the trouble...
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2009, 09:15:17 AM »
This thread was a joke, by the way.

Oh...then I take back what I said about my wife.
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Re: To save AUTR the trouble...
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2009, 09:27:46 AM »
Oh...then I take back what I said about my wife.

I don't.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: To save AUTR the trouble...
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2009, 11:43:18 AM »
@ 36, i bench 265 lbs. 

i weigh 168 lbs.
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Re: To save AUTR the trouble...
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2009, 02:21:57 PM »
So your bench max has gone up?  Congrats.

 :rofl: :clap:
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Re: To save AUTR the trouble...
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2009, 02:37:24 PM »
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: To save AUTR the trouble...
« Reply #13 on: June 28, 2009, 05:49:18 AM »
@ 36, i bench 265 lbs. 

i weigh 168 lbs.
My dick is 168 pounds!
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