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Greaseyweasel

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Fuck you queers I'm outta here
« on: June 14, 2009, 11:37:56 PM »
I understand that my postings on here have caused several of you to take the wrong opinion of me and my love of Auburn.
You know who you are and you are invited to french kiss my Auburn asshole. you are NOT looking out for the greater good of Auburn and are doing more faster to destroy the program than the bammer nation ever has been able to in their fondest gay fetish Auburn busting fantasies.
There is no need for me to waste my time on you. You are dancing and chanting as the shitheads drag the program down.
When chizik and company manages to work the magic of their destruction on the program and drags it to sub Vanderbilt in the rankings and the respect you have no one but your own complacent asses to blame.
I was told to join this forum due to the fact that it was a place where the truth could be told well thanks to the cock smokers that don't give a fuck about reality or have the backbone to actually take a stand and keep it (yeah I'm talking about you prowler) or the ability to not get caught up in the backing of a coach the way the Germans got fucked by backing Hitler despite the truth glaring at them (JR4FuckingAUupThePoopchute).
So it is not in my best interest or the better interest of Auburn university its graduates and fans to associate with anyone like you.
To the rest of you who have chosen to sit back and shut up Well silence indicates agreement with those who have placed their personal reputations and own goals over and above those of Auburn University.
So fuck it I'm out of here.
But when the Kentuckians and the Vanderbiltians and the Mississippi State fans join with the big boys in laughing at us because of this fucked up hire and we enter back into a dark ages of dungeon dwelling, hang your heads and remember how you fucked Auburn by sitting down and doing the lazy assed corporate yes man thing.
You helped to fuck us.

War Eagle and go fuck yourselves.

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Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2009, 11:53:38 PM »
I understand that my postings on here have caused several of you to take the wrong opinion of me and my love of Auburn.
You know who you are and you are invited to french kiss my Auburn asshole. you are NOT looking out for the greater good of Auburn and are doing more faster to destroy the program than the bammer nation ever has been able to in their fondest gay fetish Auburn busting fantasies.
There is no need for me to waste my time on you. You are dancing and chanting as the shitheads drag the program down.
When chizik and company manages to work the magic of their destruction on the program and drags it to sub Vanderbilt in the rankings and the respect you have no one but your own complacent asses to blame.
I was told to join this forum due to the fact that it was a place where the truth could be told well thanks to the cock smokers that don't give a fuck about reality or have the backbone to actually take a stand and keep it (yeah I'm talking about you prowler) or the ability to not get caught up in the backing of a coach the way the Germans got fucked by backing Hitler despite the truth glaring at them (JR4FuckingAUupThePoopchute).
So it is not in my best interest or the better interest of Auburn university its graduates and fans to associate with anyone like you.
To the rest of you who have chosen to sit back and shut up Well silence indicates agreement with those who have placed their personal reputations and own goals over and above those of Auburn University.
So fuck it I'm out of here.
But when the Kentuckians and the Vanderbiltians and the Mississippi State fans join with the big boys in laughing at us because of this fucked up hire and we enter back into a dark ages of dungeon dwelling, hang your heads and remember how you fucked Auburn by sitting down and doing the lazy assed corporate yes man thing.
You helped to fuck us.

War Eagle and go fuck yourselves.

Greasey Weasel
Class of 1980
I won't hold you against Kaos, but damn you could take a few notes from him on how to express your displeasure.
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Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2009, 12:01:03 AM »
It is okay to be skeptical, but you don't have to be a raging one trick pony dickhead either.  Your schtick was getting so fucking old. 

My guess is you are starting to worry that your doomsday scenario might not come to pass, and so you are headed out the door before you have to eat your own words...

Good.  Not a moment too soon. 
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Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2009, 12:36:48 AM »
     Good Riddance.  You remind me of all the assholes who thought is was a good idea to fly banners over the stadium and take out newspaper adds asking for Nutt to be fired at Arkansas.  What you don't seem to get through your obviously malformed melon, is that if the guy can't coach, he'll be fired quick enough.  Meanwhile, you look like a total asshole hoping and cheering for your team to lose.
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Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2009, 01:14:32 AM »
Peace out.   :clap:
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Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2009, 07:24:26 AM »
When chizik and company manages to work the magic of their destruction on the program and drags it to sub Vanderbilt in the rankings

Wasn't this Tuberville's doing last year?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2009, 07:29:48 AM »
Wow.  What an unfortunate development.  Yawn.


.......something tells me he'll be back though. 
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Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2009, 08:06:00 AM »
If he fucks queers what does that make him? NTTAWWT
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Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2009, 08:43:34 AM »
If he fucks queers what does that make him? NTTAWWT

I guess it makes him a queer fucker. NTTIAWWT.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2009, 09:57:46 AM »
Greasey..here's the problem you never seemed to grasp.  You have 515 posts.  513 of those simply say, 'Fuck that fucking fuckhead Chizik."  After the first 300 in a row, what exactly did you expect people to say?
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Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2009, 10:40:07 AM »
Dude has said this before.

Gone? You think he is gone??? That's the whole point. He's never gone...

« Last Edit: June 15, 2009, 10:40:56 AM by War Eagle!!! »
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Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2009, 11:31:28 AM »
I wish I could muster enough giveadamn about this to go hunt up the picture of Curly Bill and dazzle you all with my internetting skillz and wit.

Instead, I don't give that much of a shit so:

<visualize Curly Bill's face and hear him saying, "Well....bye".>
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« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2009, 01:03:22 PM »
your absence will be superbly enjoyed
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Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2009, 01:36:52 PM »
I wish I could muster enough giveadamn about this to go hunt up the picture of Curly Bill and dazzle you all with my internetting skillz and wit.

Instead, I don't give that much of a shit so:

<visualize Curly Bill's face and hear him saying, "Well....bye".>

I'm here to help...
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Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2009, 05:52:43 PM »
Quote
Vanderbiltians
I thought it "Vanderbiltites".

Either way, see ya.
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Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2009, 07:22:43 AM »
I thought it "Vanderbiltites".

Either way, see ya.
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Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2009, 08:22:35 PM »
I understand that my postings on here have caused several of you to take the wrong opinion of me and my love of Auburn. You know who you are and you are invited to french kiss my Auburn asshole. you are NOT looking out for the greater good of Auburn and are doing more faster to destroy the program than the bammer nation ever has been able to in their fondest gay fetish Auburn busting fantasies.
There is no need for me to waste my time on you. You are dancing and chanting as the shitheads drag the program down. When chizik and company manages to work the magic of their destruction on the program and drags it to sub Vanderbilt in the rankings and the respect you have no one but your own complacent asses to blame. I was told to join this forum due to the fact that it was a place where the truth could be told well thanks to the cock smokers that don't give a fuck about reality or have the backbone to actually take a stand and keep it (yeah I'm talking about you prowler) or the ability to not get caught up in the backing of a coach the way the Germans got fucked by backing Hitler despite the truth glaring at them (JR4FuckingAUupThePoopchute). So it is not in my best interest or the better interest of Auburn university its graduates and fans to associate with anyone like you. To the rest of you who have chosen to sit back and shut up Well silence indicates agreement with those who have placed their personal reputations and own goals over and above those of Auburn University. So fuck it I'm out of here. But when the Kentuckians and the Vanderbiltians and the Mississippi State fans join with the big boys in laughing at us because of this fucked up hire and we enter back into a dark ages of dungeon dwelling, hang your heads and remember how you fucked Auburn by sitting down and doing the lazy assed corporate yes man thing. You helped to fuck us. War Eagle and go fuck yourselves.
"Blah, blah, Vanderbilt is better than Auburn with Coach Chizik as the HC, MSU fans will laugh at Auburn and Coach Chizik, blah, blah, words, something about not having a backbone and liking to smoke the pole, blah, blah" Greasey bammer, Walker Elementary, Class of 1980.

Would Vanderbilt have been able to beat UWV?  How did they do against Mississippi State?  Also, are the MSU fans laughing at us now?  Another thing, I really don't give a fuck about reality when it comes to a message board, you should've heeded you own advice and grown a fuckin' backbone and maybe a set of balls to go with it.  Oh wait, why am I even replying to you.....you ain't even here?


Oh yeah, now I remember, BUH-BYE. :haha:
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Re: phuk you queers I'm outta here
« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2009, 09:46:02 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2009, 09:53:38 PM »


I'm not sure why, but this suddenly seems relevant. 
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Re: Fuck you queers I'm outta here
« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2009, 09:58:10 PM »
I miss The State.  Great show.
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