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What did you get into yesterday?

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What did you get into yesterday?
« on: September 21, 2007, 03:35:58 PM »
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: What did you get into yesterday?
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2007, 03:51:07 PM »
fucking camels. 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6954728.stm

"I've seen the pyramids, I've been to the great wall of China, I have even seen a grown man try to satisfy a camel."
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: What did you get into yesterday?
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2020, 03:55:02 PM »
How do you have sex with a camel?

One hump at a time
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: What did you get into yesterday?
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2020, 04:37:22 PM »
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?


Because his wife died.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: What did you get into yesterday?
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2020, 04:39:52 PM »
Why are the Mafia and pussies alike?


One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."