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Sensitivity Training
« on: June 10, 2009, 10:47:32 AM »
in 15 minutes that lasts the rest of the day.

I am predicting high comedy from this endeavor.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Sensitivity Training
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2009, 10:50:16 AM »
Don't forget...bitches are peoples too.
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Re: Sensitivity Training
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2009, 10:58:45 AM »
Rule #1.  If you own your own business...do not put your dick in the help.

Not sensitivity training but it will help things go smoothly in the future.
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Re: Sensitivity Training
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2009, 12:20:19 PM »
Rule #1.  If you own your own business...do not put your dick in the help.

Not sensitivity training but it will help things go smoothly in the future.

Well damn, take all the fun out of it!

Side note, Sensitivity Training is a bunch of BS. 
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Re: Sensitivity Training
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2009, 01:52:32 PM »
in 15 minutes that lasts the rest of the day.

I am predicting high comedy from this endeavor.

I'm looking forward to reading a front page article about this training session.
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Re: Sensitivity Training
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2009, 02:01:30 PM »
Rule #1.  If you own your own business...do not put your dick in the help.

Not sensitivity training but it will help things go smoothly in the future.
What if you break her off smooth?
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Re: Sensitivity Training
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2009, 02:09:57 PM »
What if you break her off smooth?

Well, sure..of course.  Then there's that.
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Re: Sensitivity Training
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2009, 03:12:03 PM »
I am thinking my days may be numbered.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Sensitivity Training
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2009, 03:18:59 PM »
I am thinking my days may be numbered.
Are there even any woman working in your office?
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Re: Sensitivity Training
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2009, 03:28:43 PM »
Are there even any woman working in your office?

Not many hut now I have to be aware of everyone.....

all the knee-jerk, bleeding-heart liberals, sipping tea and playing patty-cake. And those useless hippie pot-heads, those commie-pinko leftists. The bunny huggers, the pillow biters....BUTT-PIRATES! And those beastly man-haters, tell those chicks to shave their pits then call me! And those goddamn whiny crybaby minorities
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Sensitivity Training
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2009, 03:35:25 PM »
You cocky, pointy-nosed little Reaganite! If you hadn't provoked them, we wouldn't BE in this mess!
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Re: Sensitivity Training
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2009, 04:04:08 PM »
Not many hut now I have to be aware of everyone.....

all the knee-jerk, bleeding-heart liberals, sipping tea and playing patty-cake. And those useless hippie pot-heads, those commie-pinko leftists. The bunny huggers, the pillow biters....BUTT-PIRATES! And those beastly man-haters, tell those chicks to shave their pits then call me! And those goddamn whiny crybaby minorities

Who put on this "Training seminar" to teach you how to be more sensitive?  Someone outside the company?  Have you had problems before?  If not, it's just the higher ups covering their ass from liability in case anything happens. 

"Hey, we can't help it if Howard called this nice lady a whiney, bleeding mommy part and told her to get her pathetic bitch ass back to work.  We had a sensitivity training session."
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« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2009, 04:11:55 PM »
Who put on this "Training seminar" to teach you how to be more sensitive?  Someone outside the company?  Have you had problems before?  If not, it's just the higher ups covering their ass from liability in case anything happens. 

"Hey, we can't help it if Howard called this nice lady a whiney, bleeding mommy part and told her to get her pathetic bitch ass back to work.  We had a sensitivity training session."

Well in the last year we have had three accusations of discrimination after people have been fired.  Two for race and one for national origin.  All three I have had all background paperwork that exonerated the company outright and showed the only pattern was these people's inability to follow the rules.

So yes this has been on the mind of the owners to have all managers be exposed to this from our labor lawyer.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2009, 04:12:34 PM »
Rule #1.  If you own your own business...do not put your dick in the help.



My mentor out of law school, was an old gray headed lawyer, and my first day in he calls me in the office, and the first thing he said after the preliminary pleasantries: "Don't stick your dick in the help."  
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Re: Sensitivity Training
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2009, 05:06:16 PM »
Not many hut now I have to be aware of everyone.....

all the knee-jerk, bleeding-heart liberals, sipping tea and playing patty-cake. And those useless hippie pot-heads, those commie-pinko leftists. The bunny huggers, the pillow biters....BUTT-PIRATES! And those beastly man-haters, tell those chicks to shave their pits then call me! And those goddamn whiny crybaby minorities

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Re: Sensitivity Training
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2009, 11:11:26 PM »
If there's one thing that Uncle Sani is, it's fucking sensitive.  He knows when whores are getting their feelings hurt and when whores are just being stupid mommy parts. 

Sensitivity personified, that guy is.
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Re: Sensitivity Training
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2009, 11:15:10 PM »
He definitely has a filter.
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« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2009, 11:16:02 PM »
If there's one thing that Uncle Sani is, it's fucking sensitive.  He knows when whores are getting their feelings hurt and when whores are just being stupid mommy parts. 

Sensitivity personified, that guy is.

I've heard about his insanely sensitive persona.  I feel it's a must that I witness this first hand this summer one fine afternoon at oohh...saaayy..Bluepoint...after a few sensitive drafts of 420.  I will be down for the entire week of July 11th through the 18th. Sani...can you help a brotha' out with his lack of sensitivity?
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« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2009, 12:57:03 AM »
I was planning on going down around the fourth but let me see what I can do.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Sensitivity Training
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2009, 03:45:58 AM »
He definitely has a filter.
Thats one way to put it.
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