What is the coolest or lamest high school job you had?

[wesfau2]

Im calling  on this... 

No bravado.  No exaggeration.  This truly was the best job a 16-17 year old could have.  I will tell tall tales and bullshit with the best of them, but this one is legit.

If true though, 

Funny thing is that I didn't get the most out of the opportunity.  I got plenty of ass, but if I had known then what I know now, I could have been crushing teenage AND mom ass.  Youth truly is wasted on the young.

[Snaggletiger]

You have inspired a thread Mr. Fontaine.

[wesfau2]

You have inspired a thread Mr. Fontaine.

I do it for the kids.  Especially if "the kids" are 18 year olds that are just beginning to figure out the power of that tiny bit of real estate they carry everywhere they go.

Say, when do I get to meet your daughter, by the way?  I'm sure we'd have lots to discuss...

[Snaggletiger]

I do it for the kids.  Especially if "the kids" are 18 year olds that are just beginning to figure out the power of that tiny bit of real estate they carry everywhere they go.

Say, when do I get to meet your daughter, by the way?  I'm sure we'd have lots to discuss...

I have an opening for her in July....of 2015. 

[wesfau2]

I have an opening for her in July....of 2015. 

Your schedule is apparently flawed.  She has an opening for me...immediately.


Really, I don't know how you suffer the knuckleheads (myself included).  I could never have a hot daughter.

[Snaggletiger]

I don't take the intrawebz seriously.  Lord knows how I'd kick someone's ass octagon style if I thought they were serious.

[Saniflush]

I don't take the intrawebz seriously.  Lord knows how I'd kick someone's ass octagon style if I thought they were serious.

<turns away and doesn't look back>

[ssgaufan]

Best job in HS was at Quincey's in Cullman.  That's when I learned that drugs and sex are very easy to come by.

Worst, working on my Grandfathers farm.  He was one mean SOB.

[The Prowler]

Best Job: Taking down all of the fences around City Stages....Good God, the amount of drunk people that we saw stumbling around.  It was me and about 14 other football players, we were paid in cash around $75-$100 for one night (6-7 hrs.), depending on seniority.

Worst Job: Bailing hay

Best Job: Nightshift stocker at Delchamps.  We would bust our asses for about 2 hrs. then we had about 4 hrs. to goof off.  A lot of times we'd have our friends drive around back, pay us in cash to load some cases of beer into their car.  We would make around $25 per case.