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Medievel Family Fun
« on: June 05, 2009, 01:57:45 PM »
Took the fam over to Atlanta this past weekend for a show my wife talked me into.  It was a "Medievel Times Dinner Theater".  Some of you have seen them I'm sure as I found they have them all over the place.  It's the same concept as the Dixie Stampede up in Pigeon Forge.  Big Arena where you watch the show while they come around and feed you.

In this one, they put you in sections where you cheer for a particualr Knight to win a big contest with jousting and sword fights etc.  They put on a killer show and for those who like horses, they have some cool stunts and tricks.  Your section has it's own personal "Wench" who takes care of you.  Trust me, I hollered, "Wench, another stein of ale" several times throughout the night.

Just an FYI if you're looking for something a little different to do with the family one weekend.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Medievel Family Fun
« Reply #1 on: June 05, 2009, 01:59:35 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on June 05, 2009, 01:57:45 PM
Trust me, I hollered, "Wench, another stein of ale" several times throughout the night.
Just don't plan on that phrase working at Mark's tailgate...
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Re: Medievel Family Fun
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2009, 02:07:55 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on June 05, 2009, 01:59:35 PM
Just don't plan on that phrase working at Mark's tailgate...

Okay, the planets have aligned for me now.  You confused me a minute ago.  Didn't know you had responded in this thread.  I WILL try the other though.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Medievel Family Fun
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2009, 02:11:04 PM »
You'll meet Wes at ms. Lucille's gossip parlor but not call to go toss a few back while you are in the Atl? 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Medievel Family Fun
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2009, 02:21:06 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 05, 2009, 02:11:04 PM
You'll meet Wes at ms. Lucille's gossip parlor but not call to go toss a few back while you are in the Atl? 

My guess is that he didn't want you anywhere near his family (especially his hot 17 year old daugher). 

Can you blame him?
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« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2009, 02:28:24 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on June 05, 2009, 02:21:06 PM
My guess is that he didn't want you anywhere near his family (especially his hot 17 year old daugher). 

Can you blame him?

She's 18 now and we only had my 8 year old with us.  And Wes is too skeered to meet me at Ms. Lucille's.  He makes me go where we have to sit out on the front patio quaffing multiple drafts while beautiful women are constantly walking by.  Pussy.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2009, 02:30:14 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on June 05, 2009, 02:28:24 PM
She's 18 now and we only had my 8 year old with us.  And Wes is too skeered to meet me at Ms. Lucille's.  He makes me go where we have to sit out on the front patio quaffing multiple drafts while beautiful women are constantly walking by.  Pussy.

Ahhh..  I know of such a place.  Lot's of dirty whores.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Medievel Family Fun
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2009, 03:08:14 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 05, 2009, 02:30:14 PM
Ahhh..  I know of such a place.  Lot's of dirty whores.

They love it when you point that out.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Medievel Family Fun
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2009, 03:30:25 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on June 05, 2009, 02:11:04 PM
You'll meet Wes at ms. Lucille's gossip parlor but not call to go toss a few back while you are in the Atl? 

As previously noted, I've never darkened the door at Ms. Lucille's.

On the topic of the thread: It says "balls" on your forehead.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
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