Diet Advice From AUTR

[AUTailgatingRules]

I know most of you are beer snobs and laugh at us Miller Lite/Bud Light drinkers.  Given that fact, if you are a domestic consumer of the greatest beverage on earth, I have discovered a new beer. 

I just cracked my first ever Miller Genuine Draft Light 64.  While it may not have quite as much flavor as my normal Miller Light, it is definately drinkable and actually quite good.  It saves about 30 calories a beer over Miller Lite and about 40 calories a beer over Bud Light.  Therefore on a normal weeknight I will be saving about 180 calories, on a normal day on the golf course (about 3 days a week) I will be saving at least 300 calories if not a little more.

And as my theme song states " The Whole World Needs a Drink".  Terrie Clark does it better but her version won't work on here.

[Jumbo]

I agree MGD 64 is a very drinkable beer not much taste but it gets the job done.

[Kaos]

I don't care much for beer, but I have discovered a true weight loss secret. 

I've dropped 31 pounds since March 20.  I haven't been hungry, I haven't deprived myself, I haven't thrown up.  I still eat at McDonalds occasionally.  Ate at Burger King today. 

This secret was given to me by a doctor. 

Anyone interested in the secret, please to be sending me three payments of just $19.95. 

[Hogwally]

Alcohol content?  Typical light beer is 4.2%, have a hard time believing they can get that much alcohol in 64 calories, meaning you have to drink more to catch a decent buzz.

[AUTailgatingRules]

I don't care much for beer, but I have discovered a true weight loss secret. 

I've dropped 31 pounds since March 20.  I haven't been hungry, I haven't deprived myself, I haven't thrown up.  I still eat at McDonalds occasionally.  Ate at Burger King today. 

This secret was given to me by a doctor. 

Anyone interested in the secret, please to be sending me three payments of just $19.95. 

I know, you have to eat a Sham Wow before each meal

[wesfau2]

I know most of you are beer snobs and laugh at us Miller Lite/Bud Light drinkers.  Given that fact, if you are a domestic consumer of the greatest beverage on earth, I have discovered a new beer.  

I just cracked my first ever Miller Genuine Draft Light 64.  While it may not have quite as much flavor as my normal Miller Light, it is definately drinkable and actually quite good.  It saves about 30 calories a beer over Miller Lite and about 40 calories a beer over Bud Light.  Therefore on a normal weeknight I will be saving about 180 calories, on a normal day on the golf course (about 3 days a week) I will be saving at least 300 calories if not a little more.

My beer preferences vary depending on my activity:

1) Restaurant/bar/home drinking: something with a great flavor (beer snob beer)

2) Beach/boat/golf drinking: something cheap, light and domestic.

Those things said, if you're really counting calories while slamming 10 beers, then you need to also be searching for the elusive fat-free french fry.  Drink what you enjoy.

[Kaos]

I know, you have to eat a Sham Wow before each meal

Nope.  No special diet.  Diets are doomed to failure.  They sell books, but they don't work.

[AUTailgatingRules]

Alcohol content?  Typical light beer is 4.2%, have a hard time believing they can get that much alcohol in 64 calories, meaning you have to drink more to catch a decent buzz.

It actually only has 2.8% vs 4.2 in Miller Lite.  However for the enjoyment of a weekday or golf course beer, the "drunk" is really not the main goal.

Here is a good website to see alcohol and calorie content:

http://www.alcoholcontents.com/beer/beer.htm

[Ogre]

Nope.  No special diet.  Diets are doomed to failure.  They sell books, but they don't work.

Paul McKenna?

[AUTailgatingRules]

Nope.  No special diet.  Diets are doomed to failure.  They sell books, but they don't work.

It's called smaller portions and exercise.  Not rocket science

[Kaos]

It's called smaller portions and exercise.  Not rocket science

Shut up bitch!  I want my payments of $19.95. 

[Thrilla]

It's called smaller portions and exercise.  Not rocket science

No, no, no.

It's called a colon cleanse.

[AUTailgatingRules]

No, no, no.

It's called a colon cleanse.

Didn't on of the pussy whipped fuckers on the board agree to one of these not long ago?  Wonder how it worked out?

[AWK]

I don't care much for beer, but I have discovered a true weight loss secret. 

I've dropped 31 pounds since March 20.  I haven't been hungry, I haven't deprived myself, I haven't thrown up.  I still eat at McDonalds occasionally.  Ate at Burger King today. 

This secret was given to me by a doctor. 

Anyone interested in the secret, please to be sending me three payments of just $19.95. 

Ahhh, The infamous cocaine diet.

[AUTiger1]

It's called smaller portions and exercise.  Not rocket science

Thanks. Now I can save my money and not give it to Kaos.

I saw some exercise guru on TV the other night advertising his book and DVD of workouts and recipes.  He advertised no special pills or potions, but diet and exercise.  What amazed me was that he is making a fortune off this.  Common sense should tell you that if you are fat and overweight to put down the KFC and start exercising.

As far as no magic pill, Ephedra (Ma Huang, the real stuff) was a  damn fine facilitator in the weight loss process......fucking FDA!

[Snaggletiger]

Shut up bitch!  I want my payments of $19.95. 

Sorry, no can do.  I want 3 "Easy" payments of $19.95.  I'm gonna' have to go with the eating less and exercise thing.

[AUTailgatingRules]

I actually saw a weight loss thing on one of the local news channels in BHam last night that i had to laugh out loud at.  There are actually people selling some thing that is as thin as a piece of paper that you put on your skin and then wrap it with Seran wrap (no shit).  You leave yourself wrapped up for about 45 minutes to an hour and they claim that you can lose up to 3 inches with each treatment.

Fat people will buy anything to keep stuffing their faces and still lose weight.

[Jumbo]

Sorry, no can do.  I want 3 "Easy" payments of $19.95.  I'm gonna' have to go with the eating less and exercise thing.

If you act in the next 15 minutes, I'll take off 1 of the easy payments.

[Snaggletiger]

Speaking of ads (Quick hijack) I was in Atlanta this past weekend and a radio commercial comes on for something called "Myegg.com".  Apparently, you can order yourself and egg and get all knocked up...for 3 easy payments of $19.95.

They were talking like it was a damn appliance store commercial.

"Say, Betty, I've been wanting to get all preggo but I'm just not sure what egg to use."

"Joan, you need to check out myegg.com"

[dallaswareagle]

No, no, no.

It's called a colon cleanse.

That what I tell my wife when, well, I ask too, well, you know.