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Things that make you go Hmmmm

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Things that make you go Hmmmm
« on: June 04, 2009, 12:03:04 PM »
Have you ever wondered why in all thise security company comercials like Brinks and ADT, that the person breaking into the houses is always a white guy?

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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2009, 12:07:17 PM »
You racist, genderist bastard.
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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2009, 12:11:14 PM »
Have you ever wondered why they have to put a warning on Preperation-H that it is for external use only?
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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2009, 12:19:33 PM »
Ever wonder who originally worked out the spellings for most of the words in the English language...and what the hell they were smoking?  In Spanish, you pretty much pronounce all of the letters in a word with a few exceptions.  In English...not so much.

Knife....and the K would be in there becasue?

Laugh,,,so, someone thought it would be cute to combine ugh and give it the F sound?  Okay...

Let's have a letter...C... and give it both the S and the K sound when we already have those letters in the alphabet but oh yeah, let's make the K silent...see above.

I could go on and on.
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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2009, 12:44:28 PM »
Why is there braille buttons on drive up ATM machines?
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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2009, 12:54:59 PM »
Why is there braille buttons on drive up ATM machines?

Or Drive thru menu's?
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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2009, 01:03:33 PM »
Why is there braille buttons on drive up ATM machines?

Duh!  It's for the dogs.
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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2009, 01:17:40 PM »
Why the hell can't you tear the tag off a mattress?
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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2009, 01:18:39 PM »
Why the hell can't you tear the tag off a mattress?

Because it's a federal crime.  DUH
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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #9 on: June 04, 2009, 01:20:48 PM »
One of the major side effects of ALLI (the diet pill) is anal leakage and the little blue pill box looks like it ould double as an anal plug.  Hmmm
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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2009, 01:40:46 PM »
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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2009, 01:42:56 PM »
Jumbo shrimp

Hmmmm....
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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2009, 02:30:04 PM »
How many times are you supposed to lather, rinse, and repeat?
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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2009, 02:38:15 PM »
Did Yasser Arafat have a brother named No-sser?
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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2009, 02:48:42 PM »
Did Yasser Arafat have a brother named No-sser?

Yes, and Orel Herscheiser's twin brother was named Anal.
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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2009, 03:08:09 PM »
Or Drive thru menu's?

Never seen Braille on a drive through menu.  Are you sure about that one?
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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2009, 03:31:32 PM »
Never seen Braille on a drive through menu.  Are you sure about that one?

Pfft..you can't see braille.  It's for blind people.  Please.

I had a "Hmmmm.." moment at lunch.

Ever wonder why Subway feels it necessary to kill 16 Oak trees in order to wrap one sandwich?  I've got smaller sheets on my King Size bed.
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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2009, 04:53:35 PM »
Ever tried to park on a parkway.
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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2009, 05:02:53 PM »
Ever wonder why a pair of socks consists of 2 socks when a pair of pants is just one pant.
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Re: Things that make you go Hmmmm
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2009, 01:32:02 AM »
Ever wonder why a pair of socks consists of 2 socks when a pair of pants is just one pant.
I want a pair of pants.
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