This is what I expect to hear on Finebaum this afternoon:
Caller: Hey Pawl, long time listener, first time cawler.
PF: Welcome.
Caller: Pawl, how 'bout that game last naht. Man, them boys reminded me of the <insert any faux-championship team's year here> teem! Did-ja see how we dominated them sissy-boys? What tha hell does Cawl-a-raw-do know about football anyway? Did-ja see how well we played when we were at full strength? Man, I'm here to tell ya, the SEC better watch out next year, Pawl. The Tahd is coming back and there's gonna be hell to pay! Saban's got these boyz all bought into his system now, Pawl!
PF: Uh-huh. Well how do you explain the lapse in Defense that almost allowed Colorado to get back in to the game?
Caller: Oh Pawl, you know Saban let off the gas when we wuz up by 27. You know we could have named the score last night if we'z wanted to. That was Saban showing his Bammer Class! He's bleedin' crimpsun, Paul. Don't he just looks like he's a yung Bahr Bryant on those sidelines? You just imagine how good we'z gonna be when he gets his own playerz in there, Pawl. Ain't no-one gonna stop us! Roe Tahd!
PF: Thanks for the call. Next up, Shane.