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The X raids SEC media days
« on: May 29, 2009, 11:59:04 AM »
Well, not really, but Thrilla, Mini Thrilla and I did terrorize the Sandestin staff this morning.

Met up for a fine breakfast at Another Broken Egg and discussed the finer points of marriage, parenting and the Mardi Gras in Atlanta.

The other patrons kept looking at us as if to say, "Those nice gay men have adopted a baby.  The terrorists have apparently won."  Seriously though, Thrilla needs a DNA test sharpish. That baby probably resembles his neighbor, the milkman or one of his wife's co-workers, cuz it sure doesn't favor him.  Which in hindsight is probably a good thing.

Now if the rest of you fuckers will get your sorry asses down to the beach I can continue my tradition of not traveling anywhere to see your ugly mugs.
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Re: The X raids SEC media days
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2009, 01:21:25 PM »
Any corch sightings?  Did Kiffin take his shirt off?
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Re: The X raids SEC media days
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2009, 01:30:04 PM »
Any corch sightings?

I think I spotted Houston Nutt lurking near the ice cream parlor and chewing his fingernails.  He ran off before I could gradulate him.

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  Did Kiffin take his shirt off?

No, but Layla did.  Yummmm.
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Re: The X raids SEC media days
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2009, 04:24:39 PM »
I'm still catching up here on the X, hence the late response, but that was a lovely breakfast.  I hope all went well in your quest to move closer to the beach this past weekend, and that the woman splurges on that boat ya'll have discussed.

It is my observation that Mr. Wesfau has a pretty good setup afa work's concerned, so if you're an X'er and make it down to Destin, go see him.  If you are a bumbling idiot who doesn't know how to take care of an infant, he will certainly laugh at you and point fingers as you try to be a father.  And you're almost guaranteed to leave said meeting with a fine reacharound pat on the back.

Perhaps next time we shall meet up at Ms. Lucille's...I have a scooter built for two.
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Re: The X raids SEC media days
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2009, 04:27:04 PM »
Perhaps next time we shall meet up at Ms. Lucille's...I have a scooter built for two.

You're just begging for a turf-war with Birdman if you start that shit.
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Re: The X raids SEC media days
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2009, 04:34:12 PM »
You're just begging for a turf-war with Birdman if you start that shit.

I welcome the challenge.  With one latte in hand.
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Re: The X raids SEC media days
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2009, 04:35:20 PM »
I welcome the challenge.  With one latte in hand.

Girly gossip parlor smack.  Awesome.
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Re: The X raids SEC media days
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2009, 04:36:29 PM »
I'm still catching up here on the X, hence the late response, but that was a lovely breakfast

That's just something guys shouldn't say about dining with other guys.  

Then again, you are a flaming  :homo: so I guess that makes it ok.
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Re: The X raids SEC media days
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2009, 04:44:09 PM »
That's just something guys shouldn't say about dining with other guys.  

Then again, you are a flaming  :homo: so I guess that makes it ok.

I can't wait to be inside you.
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Re: The X raids SEC media days
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2009, 05:07:58 PM »
I can't wait to be inside you.
When your finished, I want you to say "Ooh what a lovely tea party"
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Re: The X raids SEC media days
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2009, 05:14:50 PM »
Honestly, I see no need to enter into said turf-war. 

You guys are doing just fine.  Carry on with your...discourse
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."