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This is how the new guy rolls
« on: May 18, 2009, 03:29:26 PM »
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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2009, 03:37:48 PM »
So you have your own wash and detail business.  So what?
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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2009, 03:43:21 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 18, 2009, 03:37:48 PM
So you have your own wash and detail business.  So what?

We get any slower where I work and they may be what I have to do.
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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2009, 03:44:43 PM »
So you're compensating for your obvious lack of man meat.  So what?

Oooh. You have a hot mustang, mister.  I'm 12 years old.  Can you give me a ride?
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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2009, 03:53:23 PM »
Up until now AWK has been the resident douche with a Mustang.  Looks like he's got some competition.
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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2009, 03:55:35 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on May 18, 2009, 03:44:43 PM
So you're compensating for your obvious lack of man meat.  So what?

Oooh. You have a hot mustang, mister.  I'm 12 years old.  Can you give me a ride?

Most likely would not be your first.
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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2009, 04:01:00 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on May 18, 2009, 03:55:35 PM
Most likely would not be your first.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2009, 04:06:12 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on May 18, 2009, 03:55:35 PM
Most likely would not be your first.

You don't understand when somebody goes into another persona, do you? 

*sigh*

Sucks when you have to explain it. 

Basically saying your mustang impresses 12 year old girls. 
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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2009, 04:07:55 PM »
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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #9 on: May 18, 2009, 04:07:58 PM »
I have the hottest car on this board, its all about Respect!
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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #10 on: May 18, 2009, 04:12:13 PM »
Want me to tell you when you're a man? 

When you can drive a fucking mini-van or a fucking Toyota Camry or some shit like that because it's what you have to have for the family -- and you can STILL roll like a badass in it. 

THAT'S when you have some credibility. 

Any asshole can buy a shiny car and turn a head or two.  It takes a man of true charisma and power to overcome the Honda Odyssey.
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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2009, 04:16:54 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on May 18, 2009, 04:12:13 PM
Want me to tell you when you're a man? 

When you can drive a fucking mini-van or a fucking Toyota Camry or some shit like that because it's what you have to have for the family -- and you can STILL roll like a badass in it. 

THAT'S when you have some credibility. 

Any asshole can buy a shiny car and turn a head or two.  It takes a man of true charisma and power to overcome the Honda Odyssey.

Keep telling yourself that, Mr. Town and Country...
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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #12 on: May 18, 2009, 04:19:23 PM »
Gentlemen...and lady, please welcome Michael Knight to the board.
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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2009, 04:20:24 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 18, 2009, 04:16:54 PM
Keep telling yourself that, Mr. Town and Country...

Wood grain panels?
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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2009, 04:21:52 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 18, 2009, 04:20:24 PM
Wood grain panels?

Mr. Moped chimes in.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #15 on: May 18, 2009, 04:22:40 PM »
Heads turn when I pull up on 14's!
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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #16 on: May 18, 2009, 04:26:16 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on May 18, 2009, 04:21:52 PM
Mr. Moped chimes in.

It's NOT a moped.


It's a Schwinn 150 Scooter.  Big difference, Mister.
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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #17 on: May 18, 2009, 04:33:40 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 18, 2009, 04:26:16 PM
It's NOT a moped.


It's a Schwinn 150 Scooter.  Big difference, Mister.
You have to be 6'3 240 lb's to pull off the moped and still get laid.
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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #18 on: May 18, 2009, 06:53:30 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on May 18, 2009, 04:16:54 PM
Keep telling yourself that, Mr. Town and Country 1973 Ford Econoline...
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Re: This is how the new guy rolls
« Reply #19 on: May 18, 2009, 08:46:28 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on May 18, 2009, 04:26:16 PM
It's NOT a moped.


It's a Schwinn 150 Scooter.  Big difference, Mister.
Girls love teh scooters... the tiny little engines still put out some nice vibrations...
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