Summertime and the living's easy...

[wesfau2]

Alright, motherfuckers, the summer is upon us.  Tell me what you like to do in this, the most dull of sporting seasons.

I will engage in the following activities as often as possible:

1) Crab Motherfucking Island.  For the uninitiated, Crab Island is the sandbar located just to the north of the Destin bridge.  You get some friends and booze, park your boat, and throw down in the water all day.  Nekkidness is encouraged (not you, jumbo).

2) The Beach.  This goes without saying.  Take a cooler, a book, a radio and some friends.  Enjoy the best beaches in the world and ogle the girls and MILFs in bikinis.

3) Fishing.  Less frequent than the previous two, but an enjoyably mindless way to spend time in, on or around the water.

So, let's hear it.  What will you be doing from now until the end of two-a-days?

[Godfather]

Alright, motherfuckers, the summer is upon us.  Tell me what you like to do in this, the most dull of sporting seasons.

I will engage in the following activities as often as possible:

1) Crab Motherfucking Island.  For the uninitiated, Crab Island is the sandbar located just to the north of the Destin bridge.  You get some friends and booze, park your boat, and throw down in the water all day.  Nekkidness is encouraged (not you, jumbo).

2) The Beach.  This goes without saying.  Take a cooler, a book, a radio and some friends.  Enjoy the best beaches in the world and ogle the girls and MILFs in bikinis.

3) Fishing.  Less frequent than the previous two, but an enjoyably mindless way to spend time in, on or around the water.

So, let's hear it.  What will you be doing from now until the end of two-a-days?

1) Jupiter Sandbar.  For the uninitiated, the Jupiter Sandbar is the sandbar located just to the south of the Jupiter bridge.  You get some friends and booze, park your boat, and throw down in the water all day.  Nekkidness is encouraged (not you, jumbo).

3) Fishing.  Less frequent than the previous two, but an enjoyably mindless way to spend time in, on or around the water.

[Saniflush]

1) Jupiter Sandbar.  For the uninitiated, the Jupiter Sandbar is the sandbar located just to the south of the Jupiter bridge.  You get some friends and booze, park your boat, and throw down in the water all day.  Nekkidness is encouraged (not you, jumbo).  Lot's of dirty whore I might add.

2) drinking

[Godfather]

1) Jupiter Sandbar.  For the uninitiated, the Jupiter Sandbar is the sandbar located just to the south of the Jupiter bridge.  You get some friends and booze, park your boat, and throw down in the water all day.  Nekkidness is encouraged (not you, jumbo).  Lot's of dirty whore I might add.

2) drinking

come on.....that goes for most of the rest of you, open invitation.

[Snaggletiger]

Going to the 30A/Destin area as much as possible and doing the following:

1) Crab Motherfucking Island.  For the uninitiated, Crab Island is the sandbar located just to the north of the Destin bridge.  You get some friends and booze, park your boat, and throw down in the water all day.  Nekkidness is encouraged (not you, jumbo)

[Hogwally]

     Well if you boys decide you want to travel a little farther south, come on down to Hollywood Beach.  I'll be out there with a large umbrella and a large ice box.  We don't get quite as many hotties as some of the more trendy spots, but we still get enough to make it interesting.

[Saniflush]

     Well if you boys decide you want to travel a little farther south, come on down to Hollywood Beach.  I'll be out there with a large umbrella and a large ice box.  We don't get quite as many hotties as some of the more trendy spots, but we still get enough to make it interesting.

Mmmm.

[AWK]

1.  Studying for the fucking bar

2.  Lots of drinking at the pool

3.  Whores

[Snaggletiger]

1.  Studying for the fucking bar

2.  Lots of drinking at the pool

3.  Whores

I know those last two are tempting, but you'd bettah keep #1 at #1 until you take that little 3 day pop quiz.

[wesfau2]

I know those last two are tempting, but you'd bettah keep #1 at #1 until you take that little 3 day pop quiz.

Don't listen to him.  It's a cakewalk.

[Tarheel]

Alright, motherfuckers, the summer is upon us.  Tell me what you like to do in this, the most dull of sporting seasons.
...
So, let's hear it.  What will you be doing from now until the end of two-a-days?

Motorcycle Riding as often as possible.

[Townhallsavoy]

1)  Rum

2)  Boat

3)  Pirate

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

1)  Rum

2)  Boat

3)  Pirate

Mother mother ocean..
I have heard your call...
I've wanted to sail upon your waters...
Since I was 3 feet tall...

[wesfau2]

1)  Rum

2)  Boat

3)  Pirate

Somalia is nice this time of year.  Ahoy hoy.

[Thrilla]

1) Take long walks on the beach

2) Curl up with a nice merlot and romance novel, read by candlelight

3) Bubblebaths

[AUTiger1]

1) Take long walks on the beach

2) Curl up with a nice merlot and romance novel, read by candlelight

3) Bubblebaths

This man is gay a man's man! 


1) Drinking
2) BB-Q'ing
3) Fishing
4) Yard Work
5) Trip to the beach
6) More of the above minus -5

[wesfau2]

1) Take long walks on the beach

2) Curl up with a nice merlot and romance novel, read by candlelight

3) Bubblebaths

I hope you and Taylor are very happy.

[Jumbo]

1) Take long walks on the beach

2) Curl up with a nice merlot and romance novel, read by candlelight

3) Bubblebaths

I prefer Skinny Skiing and Bullfights on acid.

[Godfather]

I prefer Skinny Skiing and Bullfights on acid.

I thought you prefered Mrs. Estherhouse.   Keep your eye on the fruit...

[Greaseyweasel]

Got the new (well 3 years old but new to me) Ski Nautique.   
I'd drag it to Destin but I'm putting this one salt water for a loooong time