Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09

Just for the record, you hit into me, I hit it back. Find those fuckers from last year and ask. When the entertainment from that wains I will also proceed to hit said ball toward any other object that strikes my fancy.

Yes!

Quote from: wesfau2 on July 31, 2009, 11:39:54 AM

Negative. You are in the first, fast-moving group.

Yes!

Quote from: Saniflush on July 30, 2009, 09:45:07 AM

Well I am hoping for a 6:30 am slut.

Yes!

Planning to arrive in Birmingham around 5:30 PM (central time) Friday night. I have the phone numbers of a select few that I will blow up once I arrive.

Saniflush · « **Reply #183 on:** August 03, 2009, 07:26:17 AM »

Quote from: Thrilla on August 01, 2009, 11:46:50 AM

Planning to arrive in Birmingham around 5:30 PM (central time) Friday night. I have the phone numbers of a select few that I will blow up once I arrive.

You staying with the oompa loompa?

Quote from: AWK on August 01, 2009, 04:33:02 AM

Sharing means caring.

Yes it does.

Saniflush · « **Reply #184 on:** August 03, 2009, 09:23:10 AM »

Okay bishes. I could not ever get any direction from you local fuckers so Wes and I are setting up camp Friday afternoon at the Wingate Inn on 280. Figure it is relatively close to On Tap and Cafe Firrenze.

Thrilla · « **Reply #185 on:** August 03, 2009, 05:38:03 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 03, 2009, 07:26:17 AM

You staying with the oompa loompa?

Affirmative. And the one he's impregnated.

Quote from: Saniflush on August 03, 2009, 09:23:10 AM

Okay bishes. I could not ever get any direction from you local fuckers so Wes and I are setting up camp Friday afternoon at the Wingate Inn on 280. Figure it is relatively close to On Tap and Cafe Firrenze.

What time will you be arriving on Friday?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #186 on:** August 03, 2009, 05:42:42 PM »

I really wish I could make the pre-party, but the one I donated my sperm to has okayed little man to have 2 friends over for a "back-to-school" sleepover just before school starts back. Of course, you could all come by here and tell the kiddos a story or three...

AWK · « **Reply #187 on:** August 03, 2009, 06:39:31 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on August 03, 2009, 09:23:10 AM

Okay bishes. I could not ever get any direction from you local fuckers so Wes and I are setting up camp Friday afternoon at the Wingate Inn on 280. Figure it is relatively close to On Tap and Cafe Firrenze.

Good, so, Cafe Firenze on Friday night? Whoooooooooooooores

Jumbo · « **Reply #188 on:** August 03, 2009, 11:33:33 PM »

I just found out I have to run Karaoke at the Upper Deck Friday night, and I might have to work Saturday night at the deck. I'm still down for the golf.

Saniflush · « **Reply #189 on:** August 04, 2009, 07:34:01 AM »

Quote from: Thrilla on August 03, 2009, 05:38:03 PM

What time will you be arriving on Friday?

Approximately 1200 Zulu time.

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Whoooooooooooooores

I like whores

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I just found out I have to run Karaoke at the Upper Deck Friday night, and I might have to work Saturday night at the deck. I'm still down for the golf.

We can always have Chad break off some more Kris Kross.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #190 on:** August 04, 2009, 02:25:27 PM »

I have commitments on Friday night, I will be at On Tap around 11:00am on Saturday

Saniflush · « **Reply #191 on:** August 04, 2009, 02:27:13 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on August 04, 2009, 02:25:27 PM

I have commitments on Friday night, I will be at On Tap around 11:00am on Saturday

Hit it once for me.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #192 on:** August 05, 2009, 02:16:38 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on August 04, 2009, 02:25:27 PM

I have commitments on Friday night, I will be at On Tap around 11:00am on Saturday

I'm gonna do my best to be there around 11:30 or so. I really need to get my drank on ASAP.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #193 on:** August 05, 2009, 04:00:19 PM »

Apologies to the recipients of the aggressive mass text.

I've had too much coffee and I'm ready to get this fucking thing started.

Saniflush · « **Reply #194 on:** August 05, 2009, 04:11:59 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on August 05, 2009, 04:00:19 PM

Apologies to the recipients of the aggressive mass text.

I've had too much coffee and I'm ready to get this fucking thing started.

Easy Pink.

Ogre · « **Reply #195 on:** August 05, 2009, 04:32:48 PM »

Leave it to my wife's family to fuck up anything.

My wife's uncle passed away last night, and I will have to attend the funeral on Saturday. I will be heading back to B'ham Saturday afternoon in time for the post-golf festivities, but I will not be able to grace you with my beautiful swing and average round of 120.

Now I will bend over and prepare for the paddling and/or Jumbo's fist.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #196 on:** August 05, 2009, 04:37:45 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on August 05, 2009, 04:32:48 PM

Leave it to my wife's family to fuck up anything.

My wife's uncle passed away last night, and I will have to attend the funeral on Saturday. I will be heading back to B'ham Saturday afternoon in time for the post-golf festivities, but I will not be able to grace you with my beautiful swing and average round of 120.

Now I will bend over and prepare for the paddling and/or Jumbo's fist.

As long as you make it in time for post-golf drinking, I think we'll go easy on you. Pussy.

Ogre · « **Reply #197 on:** August 05, 2009, 04:39:30 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on August 05, 2009, 04:37:45 PM

As long as you make it in time for post-golf drinking, I think we'll go easy on you. Pussy.

She was going to try to make a weekend of it, but I was having none of that. I told her I'd go with her to the funeral, but we'd be packed up and ready to leave right after the preacher says Amen.

I'm so sensitive.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #198 on:** August 05, 2009, 04:40:22 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on August 05, 2009, 04:39:30 PM

She was going to try to make a weekend of it, but I was having none of that. I told her I'd go with her to the funeral, but we'd be packed up and ready to leave right after the preacher says Amen.

I'm so sensitive.

The uncle is dead, he doesn't give a fuck if you stick around.

Thrilla · « **Reply #199 on:** August 05, 2009, 04:46:00 PM »

Quote from: Ogre on August 05, 2009, 04:32:48 PM

Leave it to my wife's family to fuck up anything.

My wife's uncle passed away last night, and I will have to attend the funeral on Saturday. I will be heading back to B'ham Saturday afternoon in time for the post-golf festivities, but I will not be able to grace you with my beautiful swing and average round of 120.

Now I will bend over and prepare for the paddling and/or Jumbo's fist.

Remind me why we got married again? Was it for tax purposes? Procreation? Because we're masochistic?

I need to make sure I have some addresses right. One of ya'll verify.

On Tap
737 29th St S
Birmingham, AL

Highland Golf Course
3300 Highland Ave S
Birmingham, AL