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Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09

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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #240 on: August 08, 2009, 08:26:34 PM »
I need everybody to know that the opposing group is cheaters.



Just because you pussies can't drink doesn't mean we are cheaters. 

By the way,Jumbo is my new hero.

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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #241 on: August 08, 2009, 08:33:09 PM »
On another note, I will post pictures when I sober up...
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #242 on: August 08, 2009, 08:34:04 PM »
Just because you pussies can't drink doesn't mean we are cheaters.  

By the way,Jumbo is my new hero.


Scott you da man, Your new name should be Frank the Tank.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #243 on: August 08, 2009, 08:49:30 PM »
I need everybody to know that the opposing group is cheaters.

EDIT:  This change has been made after assistance from Buzz Killington.

The beers that you are looking at have NOTHING to do with Uncle Sani or The Keeper Of The Pink Dumpster.  

Fucking assholes.I am still waiting on my first TigersX fisting.

I  hate to quote myself, but teh guy in that picture has big feet.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #244 on: August 09, 2009, 03:54:55 AM »
44 beers between the three of us (Chopper, Wes, Buzzzzzz). 

= WIN!

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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #245 on: August 09, 2009, 04:03:26 AM »
The changing of the tee box on 17 was some funny shit!
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #246 on: August 09, 2009, 04:07:26 AM »
The changing of the tee box on 17 was some funny shit!
To their credit, they birdied the hole...but it was funny...    Worked hard to create a bunch of "divots" on the box too...

Fun time...

Off to bed...holy shit...long day...
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #247 on: August 09, 2009, 03:22:58 PM »
I  hate to quote myself, but teh guy in that picture has big feet.

And sexy motherfucking legs.

Great times, gentlemen.  Kudos to all the participants.  Props to Mark for the score-enhancement idea.  The empties put us over the top.

Sammy's sucked ass, unfortunately.  There we were, cash in hand, and couldn't get a fucking stripper to pay us any attention.  Thanks to Thrilla for the lap dance.  Who knew a Marine could look so good?
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« Reply #248 on: August 09, 2009, 05:26:14 PM »
And sexy motherfucking legs.

Great times, gentlemen.  Kudos to all the participants.  Props to Mark for the score-enhancement idea.  The empties put us over the top.

Sammy's sucked ass, unfortunately.  There we were, cash in hand, and couldn't get a fucking stripper to pay us any attention.  Thanks to Thrilla for the lap dance.  Who knew a Marine could look so good?

And look good she did.

I've been in some pain today.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #249 on: August 09, 2009, 07:24:32 PM »
You should have tried The Furnace... MUCH better at this point!  Sammy's has fallen off...
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #250 on: August 09, 2009, 07:29:25 PM »
You should have tried The Furnace... MUCH better at this point!  Sammy's has fallen off...

Apparently I didn't get the memo.  Last time I went to the Furnace it blew, and Sammy's rocked my balls off.  Then again, that was a year or two ago.  Sammy's was definitely hurting last night.  I was disappointed.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #251 on: August 09, 2009, 07:32:14 PM »
Apparently I didn't get the memo.  Last time I went to the Furnace it blew, and Sammy's rocked my balls off.  Then again, that was a year or two ago.  Sammy's was definitely hurting last night.  I was disappointed.

The talent on stage can swing a joint one way or the other...  Who knows...  Tuesday might be better than Thursday one week..the opposite the next...  I DO like the Furnace's set-up and atmosphere better...that's for sure...


Speaking of "hurting"...and no balls.... Anyone heard from AWK???   What's up there??
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #252 on: August 09, 2009, 08:11:12 PM »
The talent on stage can swing a joint one way or the other...  Who knows...  Tuesday might be better than Thursday one week..the opposite the next...  I DO like the Furnace's set-up and atmosphere better...that's for sure...


Speaking of "hurting"...and no balls.... Anyone heard from AWK???   What's up there??

His yeast infection got worse?
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #253 on: August 09, 2009, 09:03:23 PM »
And sexy motherfucking legs.

Great times, gentlemen.  Kudos to all the participants.  Props to Mark for the score-enhancement idea.  The empties put us over the top.

Sammy's sucked ass, unfortunately.  There we were, cash in hand, and couldn't get a fucking stripper to pay us any attention.  Thanks to Thrilla for the lap dance.  Who knew a Marine could look so good?

She was a Marine?  Daaayum.  By the way, thanks for the meal, Wes. 

After seeing the "talent" and Samuels, that bachlorette party group was looking much better...
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #254 on: August 09, 2009, 10:03:47 PM »
Here are some post game pics...
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #255 on: August 09, 2009, 10:19:01 PM »
a couple more...
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #256 on: August 09, 2009, 10:24:06 PM »
One more.  I'm not sure what Tanner was planning there, but my ass was sore this morning.
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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #257 on: August 09, 2009, 10:45:29 PM »
Spocker devestation beeshes...

Jumbo waited all day for your fisting...  That should explain the soreness....



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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #258 on: August 09, 2009, 10:50:54 PM »
Scott, great to meet you.  The bachelorette party was laaaaaaaaaaaame.  I gave them at least twenty opportunities to fellate our group and they still declined.  Prudes.

Randall...great to finally meet you as well.  Hard to believe that you've been my internet frien' for...what?  About five years?  By my girl's estimation that legitimizes you.  She's accepted Howard, for fuck's sake.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Third Annual TigersX golf outing - 8/8/09
« Reply #259 on: August 09, 2009, 11:09:48 PM »
I need to give a public mea culpa.

Tanner was the picture of relaxed fun this year.  I unfairly gave him shit about being the golf-nazi at the last outing and was semi-privately praying not to be on his team this year because of the previous experience.

I was wrong, he was great and I apologize.  We had a great time and I hope to be able to play golf on his team again next time.

Tanner, you have my apologies.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.